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Red Russia
Tanya Thompson
RR
Solutions and Other Problems
Allie Brosh
SAO
Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum
Sara Pascoe
OTA
Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault
Bunmi Laditan
TAA
Herding Cats
Sarah Andersen
HC
The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances
Matthew Inman
TTA
Food: A Love Story
Jim Gaffigan
FAL
Based on a True Story: A Memoir
Norm Macdonald
BOA
Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls
David Sedaris
LED
I Hate Everyone... Starting with Me
Joan Rivers
IHE
Bossypants
Tina Fey
B
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?
Mindy Kaling
IEH
Zombie Spaceship Wasteland
Patton Oswalt
ZSW
That is All
John Hodgman
TIA
You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl: Observations on Life from the Shallow End of the Pool
Celia Rivenbark
YDS
The Hunger But Mainly Death Games: A Parody
Bratniss Everclean
THB
It Looked Different on the Model: Epic Tales of Impending Shame and Infamy
Laurie Notaro
ILD
Gator A-Go-Go
Tim Dorsey
GA
Earth (The Book): A Visitor's Guide to the Human Race
Jon Stewart
E(B
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
Chelsea Handler
CCB
I Know I Am, But What Are You?
Samantha Bee
IKI
I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President
Josh Lieb
IAA
A Whole Nother Story
Cuthbert Soup
AWN
You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
Celia Rivenbark
YCD
Me of Little Faith
Lewis Black
MOL
Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
Christian Lander
SWP
I Am America
Stephen Colbert
IAA
I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence
Amy Sedaris
ILY
I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl
Laurie Notaro
ILE
The Funny Thing Is...
Ellen DeGeneres
TFT
The Complete Far Side, 1980–1994
Gary Larson
TCF
The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Cookbook
Jill Conner Browne
TSP
The Salmon of Doubt
Douglas Adams
TSO
Alice, I Think
Susan Juby
AIT
Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments
Celia Rivenbark
BYH
The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love: A Fallen Southern Belle's Look at Love, Life, Men, Marriage, and Being Prepared
Jill Conner Browne
TSP
Holidays on Ice
David Sedaris
HOI
Bridget Jones's Diary
Helen Fielding
BJD
Interesting Times: The Play
Stephen Briggs
ITT
Politically Correct Bedtime Stories
James Finn Garner
PCB
Youth in Revolt
C.D. Payne
YIR
Coyote Blue
Christopher Moore
CB
SeinLanguage
Jerry Seinfeld
S
Mama Makes Up Her Mind and Other Dangers of Southern Living
Bailey White
MMU
Dave Barry Does Japan
Dave Barry
DBD
Good Omens
Terry Pratchett
GO
Last Chance to See
Douglas Adams
LCT
The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
Bill Watterson
TEC
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Douglas Adams
THG
MASH: A Novel about Three Army Doctors
Richard Hooker
MAN
Catch-22
Joseph Heller
C
The Star Diaries
Stanisław Lem
TSD
My Man Jeeves
P.G. Wodehouse
MMJ
Hogfather
Terry Pratchett
H
Before Jamaica Lane
Samantha Young
BJL
Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin
OBC
The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 5: 1959-1960
Charles M. Schulz
TCP
Why Your Flight Attendant Hates You
Unknown
WYF
The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
Bill Watterson
TIC
You Really Are Full of Shit, Aren't You?
Karl Wiggins
YRA
Running with Scissors
Augusten Burroughs
RWS
Yes Please
Amy Poehler
YP
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Chelsea Handler
AYT
Sh*t My Dad Says
Justin Halpern
SMD
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
Chelsea Handler
MHL
Seriously... I'm Kidding
Ellen DeGeneres
SIK
How to Be a Woman
Caitlin Moran
HTB
Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
Jenny Lawson
FHA
Dry
Augusten Burroughs
D
The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo
Amy Schumer
TGW
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Tucker Max
IHT
I'm a Stranger Here Myself: Notes on Returning to America after Twenty Years Away
Bill Bryson
IAS
The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid
Bill Bryson
TLA
Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays
David Sedaris
BFS
Wishful Drinking
Carrie Fisher
WD
Possible Side Effects
Augusten Burroughs
PSE
You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost)
Felicia Day
YNW
Cheaper by the Dozen
Frank B. Gilbreth Jr.
CBT
The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee
Sarah Silverman
TBS
My Family and Other Animals
Gerald Durrell
MFA
Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography
Neil Patrick Harris
NPH
Operating Instructions: A Journal of My Son's First Year
Anne Lamott
OIA
American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot
Craig Ferguson
AOP
Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America
Firoozeh Dumas
FIF
Ball Four
Jim Bouton
BF
Happy Accidents
Jane Lynch
HA
Sleepwalk With Me and Other Painfully True Stories
Unknown
SWM
I Am Not Myself These Days
Josh Kilmer-Purcell
IAN
Still Foolin' 'Em: Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys
Billy Crystal
SF'
Assuming Names: A Con Artist's Masquerade
Tanya Thompson
ANA
Last Words
George Carlin
LW
Yes Man
Danny Wallace
YM
Roughing It
Mark Twain
RI
I, Partridge: We Need to Talk About Alan
Alan Partridge
IPW
Adolf Hitler: My Part in His Downfall
Spike Milligan
AHM
Birds, Beasts and Relatives
Gerald Durrell
BBA
Seven Deadly Sins: Settling the Argument Between Born Bad and Damaged Good
Corey Taylor
SDS
Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure
Unknown
NQW
The Autobiography of Mark Twain
Mark Twain
TAO
Tasteful Nudes and Other Misguided Attempts at Personal Growth and Validation
Dave Hill
TNA
The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
TEG
Grit: The Banter and Brutality of the Late-Night Cab
Karl Wiggins
GTB
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Jeff Kinney
DOA
The Phantom Tollbooth
Norton Juster
TPT
Falling Up
Shel Silverstein
FU
Rodrick Rules
Jeff Kinney
RR
The Last Straw
Jeff Kinney
TLS
The Twits
Roald Dahl
TT
Dog Days
Jeff Kinney
DD
Sideways Stories from Wayside School
Louis Sachar
SSF
Cabin Fever
Jeff Kinney
CF
The Third Wheel
Jeff Kinney
TTW
Wayside School Is Falling Down
Louis Sachar
WSI
Hard Luck
Jeff Kinney
HL
Fortunately, the Milk
Neil Gaiman
FTM
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
Barbara Robinson
TBC
The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents
Terry Pratchett
TAM
Flora & Ulysses: The Illuminated Adventures
Kate DiCamillo
F&U
Flush
Carl Hiaasen
F
Old School
Jeff Kinney
OS
Double Fudge
Judy Blume
DF
The Wimpy Kid Movie Diary
Jeff Kinney
TWK
Middle School: Get Me Out of Here!
James Patterson
MSG
Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
Bill Watterson
HPJ
Chomp
Carl Hiaasen
C
No Talking
Andrew Clements
NT
Double Down
Jeff Kinney
DD
The Revenge of the Baby-Sat
Bill Watterson
TRO
Truckers
Terry Pratchett
T
Ivy and Bean
Annie Barrows
IAB
The Willoughbys
Lois Lowry
TW
The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom
Christopher Healy
THG
I Funny: A Middle School Story
James Patterson
IFA
Alcatraz Versus the Scrivener's Bones
Brandon Sanderson
AVT
Gangsta Granny
David Walliams
GG
The True Meaning of Smekday
Adam Rex
TTM
Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia
Brandon Sanderson
AVT
Belly Up
Stuart Gibbs
BU
Horseradish
Lemony Snicket
H
The Grimm Conclusion
Adam Gidwitz
TGC
Spy Ski School
Stuart Gibbs
SSS
The Terrible Two Get Worse
Mac Barnett
TTT
A Midsummer Night's Dream
William Shakespeare
AMN
Cat's Cradle
Kurt Vonnegut
CC
The Importance of Being Earnest
Oscar Wilde
TIO
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide
Douglas Adams
TUH
Breakfast of Champions
Kurt Vonnegut
BOC
Life, the Universe and Everything
Douglas Adams
LTU
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Seth Grahame-Smith
PAP
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
Mark Twain
ACY
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
Tom Stoppard
RAG
Forrest Gump
Winston Groom
FG
God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
Kurt Vonnegut
GBY
Three Men in a Boat
Jerome K. Jerome
TMI
Cold Comfort Farm
Stella Gibbons
CCF
An Ideal Husband
Oscar Wilde
AIH
The Canterville Ghost
Oscar Wilde
TCG
Slapstick, or Lonesome No More!
Kurt Vonnegut
SOL
Bluebeard
Kurt Vonnegut
B
Timequake
Kurt Vonnegut
T
Standout lines
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Some men are terrified by the dark nature of the Moon, but not the Devil. The Devil is afraid of nothing he can fuck. And there’s very little the Devil won’t stick his dick in. He’ll bugger the Priest, orgy with Art, and rape the shit out of Justice. The whole of the Universe is the only hole he won’t try to fill.
Red Russia
Tanya Thompson
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Death can take away your friends and pets, but it can't take away the weird shit they did.
Solutions and Other Problems
Allie Brosh
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His mother always told him he would “be a real somebody, be important someday.” And now that she was gone, he wanted to prove her right all the more.
Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum
Sara Pascoe
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Parents love bathtime because it means that bedtime is near. To prepare your darling for her bath, put on your full-length poncho, because toddlers don’t bathe, they splash, motherfucker. When toddlers bathe, they act like they’re a junior member of the summer Olympics diving team. Get ready. By the time you’re done, your bathroom floor will have a few inches of standing water. The good news is that wiping up all that water counts as mopping the floor.
Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault
Bunmi Laditan
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In a world where every single person -good or bad- has a voice, I hope you pick up your pen and use yours.
Herding Cats
Sarah Andersen
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Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.
The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances
Matthew Inman
Red Russia
Solutions and Other Problems
Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum
Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault
Herding Cats
The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances
Food: A Love Story
Based on a True Story: A Memoir
Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls
I Hate Everyone... Starting with Me
Bossypants
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?
Zombie Spaceship Wasteland
That is All
You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl: Observations on Life from the Shallow End of the Pool
The Hunger But Mainly Death Games: A Parody
It Looked Different on the Model: Epic Tales of Impending Shame and Infamy
Gator A-Go-Go
Earth (The Book): A Visitor's Guide to the Human Race
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
I Know I Am, But What Are You?
I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President
A Whole Nother Story
You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
Me of Little Faith
Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
I Am America
I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence
I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl
The Funny Thing Is...
The Complete Far Side, 1980–1994
The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Cookbook
The Salmon of Doubt
Alice, I Think
Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments
The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love: A Fallen Southern Belle's Look at Love, Life, Men, Marriage, and Being Prepared
Holidays on Ice
Bridget Jones's Diary
Interesting Times: The Play
Politically Correct Bedtime Stories
Youth in Revolt
Coyote Blue
SeinLanguage
Mama Makes Up Her Mind and Other Dangers of Southern Living
Dave Barry Does Japan
Good Omens
Last Chance to See
The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
MASH: A Novel about Three Army Doctors
Catch-22
The Star Diaries
My Man Jeeves
Hogfather
Before Jamaica Lane
Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin
The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 5: 1959-1960
Why Your Flight Attendant Hates You
The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
You Really Are Full of Shit, Aren't You?
Running with Scissors
Yes Please
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Sh*t My Dad Says
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
Seriously... I'm Kidding
How to Be a Woman
Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
Dry
The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
I'm a Stranger Here Myself: Notes on Returning to America after Twenty Years Away
The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid
Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays
Wishful Drinking
Possible Side Effects
You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost)
Cheaper by the Dozen
The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee
My Family and Other Animals
Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography
Operating Instructions: A Journal of My Son's First Year
American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot
Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America
Ball Four
Happy Accidents
Sleepwalk With Me and Other Painfully True Stories
I Am Not Myself These Days
Still Foolin' 'Em: Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys
Assuming Names: A Con Artist's Masquerade
Last Words
Yes Man
Roughing It
I, Partridge: We Need to Talk About Alan
Adolf Hitler: My Part in His Downfall
Birds, Beasts and Relatives
Seven Deadly Sins: Settling the Argument Between Born Bad and Damaged Good
Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure
Tasteful Nudes and Other Misguided Attempts at Personal Growth and Validation
The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx
Grit: The Banter and Brutality of the Late-Night Cab
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
The Phantom Tollbooth
Falling Up
Rodrick Rules
The Last Straw
The Twits
Dog Days
Sideways Stories from Wayside School
Cabin Fever
The Third Wheel
Wayside School Is Falling Down
Hard Luck
Fortunately, the Milk
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents
Flora & Ulysses: The Illuminated Adventures
Flush
Old School
Double Fudge
The Wimpy Kid Movie Diary
Middle School: Get Me Out of Here!
Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
Chomp
No Talking
Double Down
The Revenge of the Baby-Sat
Truckers
Ivy and Bean
The Willoughbys
The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom
I Funny: A Middle School Story
Alcatraz Versus the Scrivener's Bones
Gangsta Granny
The True Meaning of Smekday
Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia
Belly Up
Horseradish
The Grimm Conclusion
Spy Ski School
The Terrible Two Get Worse
A Midsummer Night's Dream
Cat's Cradle
The Importance of Being Earnest
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide
Breakfast of Champions
Life, the Universe and Everything
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
Forrest Gump
God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
Three Men in a Boat
Cold Comfort Farm
An Ideal Husband
The Canterville Ghost
Slapstick, or Lonesome No More!
Bluebeard
Timequake