Quotes from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“...The more modest and impractical the kitchen, the more likely one will be invited to stay for a meal. Show me a fancy house with a top-of-the-line gourmet kitchen, and I'll show you a family that eats out a lot.”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“It's not what we eat or don't eat that makes us good people; it's how we treat one another. As you grow older, you'll find that people of every religion think they're the best, but that's not true. There are good and bad people in every religion. Just because someone is Muslim, Jewish, or Christian doesn't mean a thing. You have to look and see what's in their hearts. That's the only thing that matters, and that's the only detail God cares about.”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“During his next visit, my father secretly decided that our bathroom needed towel hooks. Using nails that were too long, my father pierced the door, creating towel hooks on one side, medieval blinding devices on the other...No matter how inconvenient a household malfunction might be, Kazem can always make it worse, for free.”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“I was a VIP, a Very Iranian Person, and things just take longer for us.”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“Any gift from a true friend is valuable, even if it’s a hollow walnut shell.”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“Throughout his job ordeal, my father never complained. He remained an Iranian who loved his native country but who also believed in American ideals. He only said how sad it was that people so easily hate an entire population simply because of the actions of a few. And what a waste it is to hate, he always said. What a waste.”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“Swimsuit competitions go against everything that is right and decent in this world. We're told that beauty is on the inside and that who we are matters far more than what we look like. But could you please just put on this bikini and walk around on high heels so I can judge your inner beauty?”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“I always made sure to put them back in the exact order in which I had found them, for fear of losing the privilege of browsing in my uncle’s library.”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“My parents do not limit themselves to worrying about things that have actually happened. Dreams are also fair game. I often get phone calls with detailed descriptions of a dream, followed by "So naturally, I had to call to make sure you were okay and there wasn't a reason why I dreamed of you trapped in a canoe with a blue turtle.”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“The Limoges set has brought us more joy in its absence than it ever did in our cupboards. Of course, we no longer own a set of china to pass down to our kids, but that's okay. Francois and I plan on giving our children something more valuable, the simple truth that the best way to go through life is to be a major donor of kindness. We'll tell them that it's possible to own a whole bunch of beautiful, valuable things and still be miserable. But sometimes just having a recipe for chocolate Bunt cake can make a person far, far happier.”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“Shushtari proverb “Any gift from a true friend is valuable, even if it’s a hollow walnut shell.” It”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“Despite a few exceptions, I have found that Americans are now far more willing to learn new names, just as they're far more willing to try new ethnic foods... It's like adding a few new spices to the kitchen pantry.”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“I knew what he was thinking. Thanks to Mickey, I had been elevated from child-who-can’t-learn-to-swim to child genius. The”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“ایرانی‌ها همیشه سوئیس را اوج مدنیت تصور کرده‌اند: کشوری کوچک و تمیز که لازم نیست رانندگان اتوبوس بلیت‌ها را کنترل کنند چون همه مردم درستکار هستند. به علاوه سوئیس هیچ وقت از ایرانی‌ها استقبال نکرده که این هم جاذبه‌ای می‌سازد مثل باقی چیزهای سخت‌یاب”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“بیشتر میوه‌ها اگر روی درخت به حال خود گذاشته شوند بالاخره می‌رسند”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“It seemed to me that life in America was one long series of festivities, all of them celebrated with merriment and chocolate. The”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“A fruit basket would have been nice, but instead we found that a flyer had been slipped under the door. Dear Brainwashed Cowards, You are nothing but puppets of the corrupt Shah. We will teach you a lesson you will never forget. Death to the Shah. Death to you. My father crumpled the flyer and threw it away. “Let’s find out where they’re having the dinner buffet,” he said.”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“I truly believe that everyone has a story and everyone's story counts.”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“Shushtari proverb “Any gift from a true friend is valuable, even if it’s a hollow walnut shell.” It’s fair to say that the Shushtari floating in my house”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“We had always known that ours is a small country and that America is very big. But even as a seven-year-old, I was surprised that so many Americans has never noticed us on the map. Perhaps it's like driving a Yugo and realizing that the eighteen-wheeler can's see you.”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“Asking my father to ask the waitress the definition of “sloppy Joe” or “Tater Tots” was no problem. His translations, however, were highly suspect.”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“At some point, someone must have yelled “Good job, Kaz!,” which my father interpreted as “You should go on television and win a fortune!” Bowling”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“Is that boy from your country?” she asked me. “Why, yes,” I wanted to tell her. “In my country, which I own, this is National Lose Your Child at Disneyland Day.” “No,” I told her. “He’s not from my country.”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“A couple of days of this powdered cuisine and my uncle actually lost a few pounds. Things were going well until he decided that adding a couple of scoops of Baskin-Robbins improved the flavor substantially. Following”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“During our stay in Newport Beach, the Iranian Revolution took place and a group of Americans were taken hostage in the American embassy in Tehran. Overnight, Iranians living in America became, to say the least, very unpopular. For some reason, many Americans began to think that all Iranians, despite outward appearances to the contrary, could at any given moment get angry and take prisoners.”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

“On our second day, my parents announced that Kauai was boring. “There’s nothing to look at, just plants and rainbows,” my father declared. “There are no stores,” added my mother. Instead of staying for another week, we left the next day. The”
― Firoozeh Dumas, quote from Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

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