“He got the crib, so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the top dresser drawer, which I'm pretty sure isn't even legal.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from The Third Wheel
“I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from The Third Wheel
“Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from The Third Wheel
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― Jeff Kinney, quote from The Third Wheel
“I started worrying that maybe you only get a certain number of prayers answered in you lifetime and I'm burning through mine too fast. I'd hate to find out later on that I used up all my chits, because I've been acting like I've got an unlimited supply.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from The Third Wheel
“I probably should've thought about talking to Uncle Gary a lot earlier. He's been married something like four times already, so he's an EXPERT on relationships.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from The Third Wheel
“Seriously, though, in this day and age I don't know why we're still cutting open frogs to see what's inside them.
If somebody tells me there's a heart and intestines inside a grog, I'm willing to take their word for it.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from The Third Wheel
“Seriously, though, in this day and age I don't know why we're still cutting open frogs to see what's inside them.
If somebody tells me there's a heart and intestines inside a frog, I'm willing to take their word for it.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from The Third Wheel
Jeff Kinney
Born place: in Andrews Air Force Base, Maryland, The United States
Born date February 19, 2018
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“Good riddance. After all, it’s not as if the jerk had done me any favors recently. Well, he’d washed my clothes and bought me two breakfasts (like a Hobbit). There was that. But he’d also dragged me into a Battle of the Sexes that should have been over and done with a good thirty years ago, all because he needed a warm body to fill a slot.”
― Diana Peterfreund, quote from Secret Society Girl
“No matter how far I go, I'm still your person. We stand together now.”
― Kendare Blake, quote from One Dark Throne
“Your personality is not just a matter of what you know about yourself, but what others know about you. You are one person with your mother, and another with your lover, and yet another with your child. Those other people create you--finish you--as much as you create you. When you're gone, the ones you've left behind get to keep the same part of you they always had.”
― Joe Hill, quote from The Fireman
“Yesterday seemed like a lifetime ago. The helplessness I felt, the anger…it had all gone now. Maybe all you needed in life was the belief you could change things. Somehow. Some way.”
― Holly Bourne, quote from What's a Girl Gotta Do?
“When fancy strikes, a man gets this notion in his mind that everything a woman does is for him.”
― Tricia Levenseller, quote from Daughter of the Pirate King
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