Quotes from The Third Wheel

Jeff Kinney ·  224 pages

Rating: (54.4K votes)


“He got the crib, so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the top dresser drawer, which I'm pretty sure isn't even legal.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from The Third Wheel


“I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from The Third Wheel


“Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from The Third Wheel


“澳洲毕业证澳洲学历文凭原版制作Q/微981497266办理UTAS毕业证塔斯马尼亚大学毕业证成绩单真实学历学位认证University of Tasmania
澳洲毕业证澳洲学历文凭原版制作Q/微981497266办理UTAS毕业证塔斯马尼亚大学毕业证成绩单真实学历学位认证University of Tasmania
澳洲毕业证澳洲学历文凭原版制作Q/微981497266办理UTAS毕业证塔斯马尼亚大学毕业证成绩单真实学历学位认证University of Tasmania
澳洲毕业证澳洲学历文凭原版制作Q/微981497266办理UTAS毕业证塔斯马尼亚大学毕业证成绩单真实学历学位认证University of Tasmania
澳洲毕业证澳洲学历文凭原版制作Q/微981497266办理UTAS毕业证塔斯马尼亚大学毕业证成绩单真实学历学位认证University of Tasmania
澳洲毕业证澳洲学历文凭原版制作Q/微981497266办理UTAS毕业证塔斯马尼亚大学毕业证成绩单真实学历学位认证University of Tasmania
澳洲毕业证澳洲学历文凭原版制作Q/微981497266办理UTAS毕业证塔斯马尼亚大学毕业证成绩单真实学历学位认证University of Tasmania
澳洲毕业证澳洲学历文凭原版制作Q/微981497266办理UTAS毕业证塔斯马尼亚大学毕业证成绩单真实学历学位认证University of Tasmania
澳洲毕业证澳洲学历文凭原版制作Q/微981497266办理UTAS毕业证塔斯马尼亚大学毕业证成绩单真实学历学位认证University of Tasmania
澳洲毕业证澳洲学历文凭原版制作Q/微981497266办理UTAS毕业证塔斯马尼亚大学毕业证成绩单真实学历学位认证University of Tasmania
澳洲毕业证澳洲学历文凭原版制作Q/微981497266办理UTAS毕业证塔斯马尼亚大学毕业证成绩单真实学历学位认证University of Tasmania
澳洲毕业证澳洲学历文凭原版制作Q/微981497266办理UTAS毕业证塔斯马尼亚大学毕业证成绩单真实学历学位认证University of Tasmania
澳洲毕业证澳洲学历文凭原版制作Q/微981497266办理UTAS毕业证塔斯马尼亚大学毕业证成绩单真实学历学位认证University of Tasmania”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from The Third Wheel


“I started worrying that maybe you only get a certain number of prayers answered in you lifetime and I'm burning through mine too fast. I'd hate to find out later on that I used up all my chits, because I've been acting like I've got an unlimited supply.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from The Third Wheel



“I probably should've thought about talking to Uncle Gary a lot earlier. He's been married something like four times already, so he's an EXPERT on relationships.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from The Third Wheel


“Seriously, though, in this day and age I don't know why we're still cutting open frogs to see what's inside them.
If somebody tells me there's a heart and intestines inside a grog, I'm willing to take their word for it.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from The Third Wheel


“Seriously, though, in this day and age I don't know why we're still cutting open frogs to see what's inside them.
If somebody tells me there's a heart and intestines inside a frog, I'm willing to take their word for it.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from The Third Wheel


Video

About the author

Jeff Kinney
Born place: in Andrews Air Force Base, Maryland, The United States
Born date February 19, 2018
See more on GoodReads

Popular quotes

“There is no way to extend an instantiable class and add a value component while preserving the equals contract, unless you’re willing to forgo the benefits of object-oriented abstraction.”
― quote from Effective Java Programming Language Guide


“No accomplishment has taken place without trial, and no growth could have occurred without unwavering love. This is the story of how it took a community to raise a child . . . and how that child used her future to give hope back.”
― Regina Calcaterra, quote from Etched in Sand: A True Story of Five Siblings Who Survived an Unspeakable Childhood on Long Island


“Yesterday you loved me. Today you’ll love me again.”
― quote from Anterograde Tomorrow


“I missed talking to you, and playing with you, and touching you, and seeing you smile. I missed just … sitting next to you. I’ve never missed anyone or anything that much”
― Mila Ferrera, quote from Spiral


“It seemed to me that all things were possible on the island, all tyrannies and cruelties, though in small; and if, in despite of what was possible, we lived at peace with another, surely this was proof that certain laws unknown to us held sway, or else that we had been following the promptings of our hearts all this time, and our hearts had not betrayed us.”
― J.M. Coetzee, quote from Foe


Interesting books

Deeper Than Midnight
(18.9K)
Deeper Than Midnight
by Lara Adrian
Awaken
(13.8K)
Awaken
by Katie Kacvinsky
Henry V
(35.6K)
Henry V
by William Shakespeare
Baudolino
(17.1K)
Baudolino
by Umberto Eco
Esperanza Rising
(54.5K)
Esperanza Rising
by Pam Muñoz Ryan
Jesus the Christ
(19.4K)
Jesus the Christ
by James E. Talmage

About BookQuoters

BookQuoters is a community of passionate readers who enjoy sharing the most meaningful, memorable and interesting quotes from great books. As the world communicates more and more via texts, memes and sound bytes, short but profound quotes from books have become more relevant and important. For some of us a quote becomes a mantra, a goal or a philosophy by which we live. For all of us, quotes are a great way to remember a book and to carry with us the author’s best ideas.

We thoughtfully gather quotes from our favorite books, both classic and current, and choose the ones that are most thought-provoking. Each quote represents a book that is interesting, well written and has potential to enhance the reader’s life. We also accept submissions from our visitors and will select the quotes we feel are most appealing to the BookQuoters community.

Founded in 2023, BookQuoters has quickly become a large and vibrant community of people who share an affinity for books. Books are seen by some as a throwback to a previous world; conversely, gleaning the main ideas of a book via a quote or a quick summary is typical of the Information Age but is a habit disdained by some diehard readers. We feel that we have the best of both worlds at BookQuoters; we read books cover-to-cover but offer you some of the highlights. We hope you’ll join us.