Rodrick Rules

You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.

I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.

Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist? Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!

Most people don't seem to appreciate a person as honest as me. So don't ask me how George Washington ever got to be president.

After the presentations, we had to fill out these questionnaires. The first question was, 'Where do you see yourself in fifteen years?' I know EXACTLY where I will be in fifteen years: in my pool, at my mansion, counting my money. But there weren't any check boxes for THAT option.

Well, for starters, Abraham Lincoln didn't write 'To Kill a Mockingbird.