The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.

I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.

The world isn't fair, Calvin." "I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

Now what state do you live in?' 'Denial.

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.

Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination. -Calvin

MOMMMM, I'm thirsty... What's this, just water?