Spy Ski School

The principal wasn’t using his normal office because I’d blown it up by firing a mortar round into it. (It was an accident.)

my dormitory had been waiting to have its septic system replaced since before the Berlin Wall fell.

Just clip the red one," Cyrus told her. "They're all red," Erica informed him. "They are?" Cyrus asked. "Curse those Soviets! Everything always has to be red with them.

and were now coming down a wide intermediate run called

To my surprise, the toilet began to play music. It was probably supposed to be comforting, some sort of melody to soothe you while you pooped, but the whole idea of a musical toilet just weirded me out.

So he’s gonna want to get out of Dodge as fast as he can.” Sure enough, the caravan was racing down the