Quotes from Dog Days

Jeff Kinney ·  218 pages

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“So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from Dog Days


“hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from Dog Days


“hope your birthday is hot hot hot”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from Dog Days


“I'm not really sure what makes a book a "classic" to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from Dog Days


“I'll tell you who has a lot of money, and that's Manny. I mean, that kid is RICH. A few weeks ago Mom and Dad told Manny they'd give him a quarter for every time he uses the potty without being asked. So now he carries around a gallon of water with him at all times.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from Dog Days



“i'm just glad i'm not in the swim team this summer”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from Dog Days


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About the author

Jeff Kinney
Born place: in Andrews Air Force Base, Maryland, The United States
Born date February 19, 2018
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