Quotes from The Terrible Two Get Worse

Mac Barnett ·  224 pages

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“respectful. Sure, his hair might be a little mussed for Principal Barkin’s liking. And those T-shirts. Principal Barkin wasn’t sure about those T-shirts.”
― Mac Barnett, quote from The Terrible Two Get Worse


“2015 Caldecott Honor winner; and Battle Bunny, written with Jon Scieszka and illustrated by Matthew Myers. He also writes the”
― Mac Barnett, quote from The Terrible Two Get Worse


“Leave it to Niles Sparks to prank his pranking partner in the middle of a prank.”
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Mac Barnett
Born place: The United States
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