Quotes from Gangsta Granny

David Walliams ·  299 pages

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“All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time.”
― David Walliams, quote from Gangsta Granny


“Adults always ask kids how they are doing at school. The one subject kids absolutely hate talking about. You don't even want to talk about school when you are at school.”
― David Walliams, quote from Gangsta Granny


“Unfortunately for Ben and Granny, it turns out that ancient poo does still pong.)”
― David Walliams, quote from Gangsta Granny


“Just to check she’s not going out.” “Going”
― David Walliams, quote from Gangsta Granny


“(Unfortunately for Ben and Granny, it turns out that ancient poo does still pong.) After”
― David Walliams, quote from Gangsta Granny



“fact, if there was a fire in their house, and Mum could only save either a sparkly gold tap-shoe once worn by Flavio Flavioli (the shiny, tanned dancer and heartbreaker from Italy who appeared on every series of the hit TV show) or her only child, Ben thought she would probably go for the shoe.”
― David Walliams, quote from Gangsta Granny


“the last few miles of the Atlantic Ocean back to England with all of the jewellery hidden in her knickers. Granny”
― David Walliams, quote from Gangsta Granny


About the author

David Walliams
Born place: in Surrey, The United Kingdom
Born date August 20, 1971
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