Gangsta Granny

All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time.

Adults always ask kids how they are doing at school. The one subject kids absolutely hate talking about. You don't even want to talk about school when you are at school.

Unfortunately for Ben and Granny, it turns out that ancient poo does still pong.)

Just to check she’s not going out.” “Going

(Unfortunately for Ben and Granny, it turns out that ancient poo does still pong.) After

fact, if there was a fire in their house, and Mum could only save either a sparkly gold tap-shoe once worn by Flavio Flavioli (the shiny, tanned dancer and heartbreaker from Italy who appeared on every series of the hit TV show) or her only child, Ben thought she would probably go for the shoe.

the last few miles of the Atlantic Ocean back to England with all of the jewellery hidden in her knickers. Granny