Quotes from Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend

“Reason fourteen.” I press my forehead against hers, locking her in my gaze. “You are so beautiful. Inside and out. I don’t just need you. I crave you. Everything about you. You are the only person I’ve felt this way about. You’re my best friend.”
― Cassie Mae, quote from Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend

“He chuckles. “I won’t pry, but I should probably get some discipline in here somewhere. Or some fatherly advice. What’s your poison?”
See? Cool Dad. I stand up, shakin’ my head. “Just tell me how one girl can make me act like a psycho, then I’ll be on my way.”
“You know, I’m still tryin’ to figure that out.”
― Cassie Mae, quote from Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend

“Hugs usually mean more than just a hug.”
― Cassie Mae, quote from Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend

“I clear my throat. "You deserve to be taken out for your birthday. And...I want to be the guy who takes you on your first date.”
― Cassie Mae, quote from Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend

“I told Quynn that I'm in love with you."
Her face gets real red. That damn cute red that drives me crazy. "Um, why would you do that?"
I shake my head, smiling at her. "Cause its the truth, you dork.”
― Cassie Mae, quote from Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend

“One day. One damn day since I talked with Hayles. I've never been more happy for a Monday.”
― Cassie Mae, quote from Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend

“You try to be a nice guy, but girls just have to be stubborn about it. Then they complain chivalry is dead. Screw that.”
― Cassie Mae, quote from Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend

“Two hugs. Both I can’t get out of my mind. One was so quick I’m not even sure it happened, and the other was… Amazing. Incredible. Confusing. How can someone get so much from a hug?”
― Cassie Mae, quote from Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend

“Dedicated to everyone who knows the importance of laughter, and counts it as their workout for the day.”
― Cassie Mae, quote from Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend

“I've never been this naked with a girl before. I'm not self-conscious or anything, but its different. Not weird. I'm definitely all right with Hayles seeing this much of me. "Wowza."
Okay, now I'm a little embarrassed. "Is that a good thing?"
She puts her hands on my chest and her face goes from pink to red. (...) "Seriously? Brody, this is totally another reason why you're just super fabulous."
Huh?
"You don't even know how freaking hot you are. That's uber sexy." Her eyes go to my bare torso. "Count with me." One finger strokes part of my stomach. "One..." She moves an inch or two over. "Two..." She slides down. "Three..." Back over. "Four..." Down. "Five..." Over. "Six."
She flicks her gaze back up to me. "That's what people call a six-pack."
I roll my eyes, but she keeps moving her fingers up to my chest. I want to stop her, but I don't at the same time. It feels too good.
"And these..." She flattens her hands on me, and I tug her closer. "Are called pecs. Its like you stepped out of a fantasy.”
― Cassie Mae, quote from Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend

“She takes out a piece of paper that looks like the list I gave her months ago. Smiling her Hayley smile, she puts it in my hand.
"These are my reasons."
"You made me a list?"
She nods, smile still glued on her face.
"Gosh darn it, Brody. I love the heck out of you. You should know why too." (...)
There's one thing on the list. And its in big letters, and I bark out my laughter.
You're good in the sack.
"You dork." I toss the paper over my shoulder, and she laughs against my lips.
"Thought that would be the only one you cared about."
I shake my head, wiggling my nose against hers. I still amazes me that she's my girl.”
― Cassie Mae, quote from Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend

“We don't avoid the word... just the action.”
― Cassie Mae, quote from Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend

“Santas vacas locas bebés. ¡Eso fue súperformidable!”
― Cassie Mae, quote from Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend

“Dedicado a todos aquellos que conocen la importancia de la risa, y la cuentan como su entrenamiento del día.”
― Cassie Mae, quote from Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend

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