Knight's Fork

Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles

Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one “date”…

Rhett: If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction.

Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady. -'Rhett

Wouldn’t you rather play chess, Ma’am?....It’s less destructive of clothes.

Never ask a question if you don’t know the answer.

Rhett: Here’s the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machine.