“Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.”
“Never try to outstubborn a cat.”
“Do not confuse "duty" with what other people expect of you; they are utterly different. Duty is a debt you owe to yourself to fulfill obligations you have assumed voluntarily. Paying that debt can entail anything from years of patient work to instant willingness to die. Difficult it may be, but the reward is self-respect.
But there is no reward at all for doing what other people expect of you, and to do so is not merely difficult, but impossible. It is easier to deal with a footpad than it is with the leech who wants "just a few minutes of your time, please—this won't take long." Time is your total capital, and the minutes of your life are painfully few. If you allow yourself to fall into the vice of agreeing to such requests, they quickly snowball to the point where these parasites will use up 100 percent of your time—and squawk for more!
So learn to say No—and to be rude about it when necessary. Otherwise you will not have time to carry out your duty, or to do your own work, and certainly no time for love and happiness. The termites will nibble away your life and leave none of it for you.
(This rule does not mean that you must not do a favor for a friend, or even a stranger. But let the choice be yours. Don't do it because it is "expected" of you.)”
“Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.”
“The most preposterous notion that Homo sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.”
“A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill.”
“Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.”
“Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.”
“A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.”
“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.”
“Live and learn, or you don't live long.”
“A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.”
“If you are part of a society that votes, then do so. There may be no candidates and no measures you want to vote for ... but there are certain to be ones you want to vote against. In case of doubt, vote against. By this rule you will rarely go wrong.”
“I came, I saw, she conquered."
The original Latin seems to have been garbled.”
“Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet you can't win.”
“Cheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.”
“Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.”
“Take big bites. Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.”
“Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen. Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.”
“Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous. [He is also a fool.]”
“Never tease an old dog; he might have one bite left.”
“Work is not an end in itself; there must always be time enough for love.”
“There is no conclusive evidence of life after death, but there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know, so why fret about it?”
“The correct way to punctuate a sentence that states: "Of course it is none of my business, but -- " is to place a period after the word "but." Don't use excessive force in supplying such a moron with a period. Cutting his throat is only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked about.”
“Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful -- just stupid.)”
“Heroism' often consists in keeping your head in an emergency and doing the best you can with what you have instead of panicking and being shot in the tail. People who fight this way win more battles than do intentional heroes; a glory hound often throws away the lives of his mates as well as his own.”
“Every general prohibition creates its bootleggers.”
“A community where everyone is a ruthless murderer, with handy access to death-dealing devices, is a very polite community.”
“He couldn't keep his eyes off her face, wished she'd take off those damned sunglasses so he could see the eyes he'd known so well.”
“Sometimes the biggest lies we tell are to ourselves.”
“What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth”
“one of the good things about being a woman is that my level of testosterone poisoning is lower than most men's.”
“They were galloping...Bare level plain had taken the place of the scrub and they'd been cantering briskly, the foals prancing delightedly ahead, when suddenly the dog was a shoulder-shrugging streaking fleece, and as their mares almost imperceptibly fell into the long untrammelled undulating strides, Hugh felt the sense of change, the keen elemental pleasure one experienced too on board a ship which, leaving the choppy waters of the estuary, gives way to the pitch and swing of the open sea. A faint carillon of bells sounded in the distance, rising and falling, sinking back as if into the very substance of the day. Judas had forgotten; nay, Judas had been, somehow, redeemed.”
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