Accidentally Married to...a Vampire?
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If vampires were so passionate and depicted as sexy beasts because they fed on life force, why were zombies not depicted as the scholars of the coterie world?
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Phil pursed his lips over his fangs. "Are you in league with Public Works, do you have any history with zoëtism, fortune telling, or anyone in coterie society?" -"Does a fing look swart to the zooloofills?" Phil stared at her blankly. "I have no idea--" -"Exactly," she interrupted. 'I don't know what you're talking about either.
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Are you going to eat her here, Mr. Rand, or should I prepare her to go?
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We're all going to die, aren't we?" Zoë asked. Phil shrugged. "It's not really a big deal, dying.
She whistled long and low. "Vampires really are bastards, aren't they?" -"What was your first clue?" Arthur asked dryly.
Or else you're just trying to get me eater," Zoë said. Phil looked started. "Zoë, if I wanted you eaten, I would have done the job myself. Setting up a elaborate plan to get you eaten is way more work than I would prefer to expend." -"Someday you'll get a sense of humor. Let's go", she said.
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About Mur Lafferty
About the book
A travel writer takes a job with a shady publishing company in New York, only to find that she must write a guide to the city - for the undead!
Because of the disaster that was her last job, Zoe is searching for a fresh start as a travel book editor in the tourist-centric New York City. After stumbling across a seemingly perfect position though, Zoe is blocked at every turn because of the one thing she can't take off her resume --- human.Not to be put off by anything -- especially not her blood drinking boss or death goddess coworker -- Zoe delves deep into the monster world. But her job turns deadly when the careful balance between human and monsters starts to crumble -- with Zoe right in the middle.
Book details
- First published
- 2013
- Author
- Mur Lafferty
- Genre
- Fantasy
- Goodreads rating
- 3.73 (4k ratings)
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