MaryJanice Davidson · 272 pages
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“It's inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid of
ghosts.”
― MaryJanice Davidson, quote from Undead and Unemployed
“I zoomed in on the shoe department like a blonde homing pigeon. Shoes, shoes everywhere! Ah, sweet shoes. I truly think you can take the measure of a civilization by looking at its footwear.”
― MaryJanice Davidson, quote from Undead and Unemployed
“I suppose I should say something negative about vampires living in sin," Father Markus said, "but that seems to be the least of your problems.”
― MaryJanice Davidson, quote from Undead and Unemployed
“I mean, not that I killed her just to get the car, or anything.”
― MaryJanice Davidson, quote from Undead and Unemployed
“I can't believe your boss tried to kill you, too," Jessica said. "I mean, I know they're trying to keep the unemployment rate down, but that's ridiculous."
"Most people think their bosses are out to get them. But mine really was!”
― MaryJanice Davidson, quote from Undead and Unemployed
“Eric came to Macy's? Did he burst into flames the moment he passed the first cash register?”
― MaryJanice Davidson, quote from Undead and Unemployed
“Quit doing your game show host schtick, Marc," I ordered. "You're confusing the vampires. They're not big TV watchers."
"Certainly not daytime television," Sinclair sniffed.”
― MaryJanice Davidson, quote from Undead and Unemployed
MaryJanice Davidson
Born place: in The United States
Born date August 26, 2018
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“What an actor my demon was.”
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― John Grisham, quote from Skipping Christmas
“Аз никога не съм обичал жена от плът и кръв. Мислите ли, че бих могъл да върша това, което върша, ако жените изцеждаха енергията ми? Мислите ли, че могат да се произвеждат деца и пиеси едновременно? Нима човек би могъл да съчинява, да твори ако живее под заплахата от сифилис? Жената и изкуството са взаимно изключващи се, приятелю мой. Всяко влагалище е гроб за артиста.”
― Mario Vargas Llosa, quote from Aunt Julia and the Scriptwriter
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