Undead and Unemployed

It's inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid of ghosts.

I zoomed in on the shoe department like a blonde homing pigeon. Shoes, shoes everywhere! Ah, sweet shoes. I truly think you can take the measure of a civilization by looking at its footwear.

I suppose I should say something negative about vampires living in sin," Father Markus said, "but that seems to be the least of your problems.

I mean, not that I killed her just to get the car, or anything.

I can't believe your boss tried to kill you, too," Jessica said. "I mean, I know they're trying to keep the unemployment rate down, but that's ridiculous." "Most people think their bosses are out to get them. But mine really was!

Eric came to Macy's? Did he burst into flames the moment he passed the first cash register?

Quit doing your game show host schtick, Marc," I ordered. "You're confusing the vampires. They're not big TV watchers." "Certainly not daytime television," Sinclair sniffed.