Quotes from All I Want for Christmas is a Vampire

Kerrelyn Sparks ·  350 pages

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“That’s Carlos?” Phineas lowered his sword and whistled under his breath. “Hello, kitty.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, quote from All I Want for Christmas is a Vampire


“We have some nachos left.” Carlos motioned to a plate on the table. “But I don’t suppose you’re interested.”
“I already ate.” Ian sat at the end of the table.
“Anyone we know?” Carlos’s amber eyes twinkled. “Ouch.” He glared at Toni.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, quote from All I Want for Christmas is a Vampire


“Toni, I barely know you, but I canna see anything remotely unworthy about you. any man would be blessed and honored to receive yer love." (Ian MacPhie)”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, quote from All I Want for Christmas is a Vampire


“I want to be loved, honestly and truly loved, for who I am. And I want to love a woman with all my heart for all my life. I want to ache for her mind, for her body, for her companionship.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, quote from All I Want for Christmas is a Vampire


“Her gaze met his. "What do you want more than anything?"

Right now, he felt like he could gaze into her green eyes for a century or two. They were amazing, the way they flared with anger, twinkled with humor, or softened with compassion. "I want to be loved, honestly and truly loved, for who I am. And I want to love a woman with all my heart for all my life. I want to ache for her mind, for her body, for her companionship."

Her eyes widened. "Oh." (Toni & Ian)”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, quote from All I Want for Christmas is a Vampire



“Ian stepped closer to her, gritting his teeth. “We’re no’ babies. We’re seasoned warriors.”

She affected a big shudder ” Ooh, I’m scared”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, quote from All I Want for Christmas is a Vampire


“Yer skirt invites a man’s attention. I’ve seen handkerchiefs that were bigger.”
She swung her handbag over her shoulder. “At least I wear underwear under my skirt.”
“I hope they’re nice since everyone is sure to see them.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, quote from All I Want for Christmas is a Vampire


“I doona want to be loved because I’m Undead. No more than ye would want to be rejected for being mortal.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, quote from All I Want for Christmas is a Vampire


“She couldn’t run away from him. She’d be running from her own heart.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, quote from All I Want for Christmas is a Vampire


“What’s the deal with the secret Santa thing?”
“If I told you, it wouldna be a secret.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, quote from All I Want for Christmas is a Vampire



“I’m making a list. And checking it twice.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, quote from All I Want for Christmas is a Vampire


“Have ye been naughty or nice?”
“It might be fun to get a little naughty.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, quote from All I Want for Christmas is a Vampire


“I thought I saw a puddy tat.”
He grinned. “You did, you did.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, quote from All I Want for Christmas is a Vampire


“Good grief, he’d fallen into his death sleep with a hard-on. Was it possible for a stiff to be that stiff?”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, quote from All I Want for Christmas is a Vampire


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