Alex in Wonderland
Quotes from the Book
I thought he fitted in my life, but actually maybe he never did. Maybe he was never quite what I needed, and maybe I was never quite what he needed either. And I think that’s OK. I think sometimes you only get to know that after someone’s actually in your life. And I think sometimes you only realize that someone does fit after they’re not in your life any more.
I don’t expect people to love me. I just wish they didn’t hate me quite so much.
You cannot control the feelings of others...You cannot, and you should not try. That's their life. And this is yours. You need your own best days.
Pretty people get away with being utter shits, and no one seems to care.
I’m sick of seeing people I don’t respect, with little talent, rise to the top and be role models, when the world doesn’t need any more vacuous fuckwits.
I don’t know why other people have to make things so hard.
Whatever you are, we can remedy it
His mum smiles. “So, does that mean everything’s sorted itself out?” Jack flicks his eyes to her. “I guess?” She nods. “Good. And just remember, all those fuckers at school? In ten years’ time they’ll friend request you on Facebook and ask you to like their page for the new cosmetics pyramid scheme they’ve joined, and that’s when it’s official – you won. Because you will literally have no idea who they are.
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Alex in Wonderland
About the book
Faking the best summer ever is a lot harder than it looks...
At the start of summer, Jack and Nate find themselves dumped as their respective exes, Dylan and Tariq, start up a new relationship together. Not only that, their exes start posting pics on social media, showing the whole world how fabulous their new life together is!
Jack and Nate are reeling. Not to be outdone, they decide to create their own 'highlights reel' and show their exes that they're having an even better time.
But between the depressing motorway service station motels, damp campsites, and an ultimate showdown with the exes, something epic really is happening: Jack and Nate are learning to get over their heartache and open themselves up to new possibilities for love.
A hilarious story of heartbreaks and hijinks from award-winning author Simon James Green.
Book details
- First published
- 2020
- Author
- Simon James Green
- Genre
- Romance
- Goodreads rating
- 3.91 (4k ratings)
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