Acorna: The Unicorn Girl

A real scientist solves problems, not wails that they are unsolvable.

Old family motto: "The best revenge is revenge.

You idiot! You misbegotten son of a jinn’s meeting with a jackass, may the grave of your maternal grandmother be defiled by the dung of ten thousand syphilitic she-camels!

When the tiger executes a merger with the goat, which one walks away?

all the time complaining at me that she could have had a career dancing topless at the Orbital Grill and Rendezvous Parlor. Her and her perky breasts. Yasmin, I told her, all the girls have perky breasts in zero-g, you were nothing special, you’re lucky a good man took you away from all that.