Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life
Quotes from the Book
Packing? Here's the golden rule of packing: you don't need that.
I think the biggest hazard of technology is how it is pulling us away from the present.
If you go to somebody's house for a barbecue, it is only a matter of time before a guest has six beers and begins to inveigh loudly about how the institution of marriage is a sham, how it's a violation of nature's will, how monogamy is an outmoded expectation that might have made sense for power-consolidating families in AD 600 but makes little sense now, when there's you know, high school flames you can look up on Facebook. This well-versed marriage critic will then burp loudly and fall asleep in a lawn chair for the rest of the night, which says all you need to know about his marriage.
Accomplishments do not have to be large to be meaningful. I think little victories are the most important ones in
One of the quiet agonies of life, is seeing people who love something, lose touch with what made them happy. It can happen to anybody. No matter what you do for a living, where you live, or who you're with, it's important to remember why you wanted to do something for the first time.
My friend Josh grew up in New York City in the '80s and led an extraordinarily active social life and likes to point out how extraordinary social lives were possible long before people started carrying around phones. You simply made a plan and kept it.
I mostly felt fortunate, to have lived here, in this house, in this town, with this family and these parents, and tried to think of all the things that had influenced me along the way.
In theory, the Internet provides an opportunity to widen knowledge-to see beyond screens and neighborhoods into a broader universe-and yet the first thing many people want to do is wall themselves off and broadcast how narrow-minded they are. It seems to absolutely miss the point of the experience.
first thing they teach you about parenting is that it’s a surrender of control. Okay:
I believe it is possible to find, at any stage in life, a new appreciation for what you have and what you don't have, as well as the people closest to you. There's a way to experience life that does not involve a phone or a tablet, or a television screen.
In recent years it has become popular for some retailers to begin their Black Friday sales on Thursday night. Do not support this inane trend. If you feel like you want to replicate the experience, blindfold yourself, tape $150 to your forehead and roll yourself down a hill in a shopping cart.
Everybody has embarrassing music on their phone. And listens to it much more than they claim to listen to it. Everybody.
Watch on YouTube
About Jason Gay
About the book
The Wall Street Journal 's popular columnist Jason Gay delivers a hilarious and heartfelt guide to modern living.
“ The book you hold in your hand is a rule book. There have been rule books before—stacks upon stacks of them—but this book is unlike any other rule book you have ever read. It will not make you rich in twenty-four hours, or even seventy-two hours. It will not cause you to lose eighty pounds in a week. This book has no abdominal exercises. I have been doing abdominal exercises for most of my adult life, and my abdomen looks like it’s always looked. It looks like flan. Syrupy flan. So we can just limit those expectations. This book does not offer a crash diet or a plan for maximizing your best self. I don’t know a thing about your best self. It may be embarrassing. Your best self might be sprinkling peanut M&M’s onto rest-stop pizza as we speak. I cannot promise that this boo
Book details
- First published
- 2015
- Author
- Jason Gay
- Genre
- Nonfiction
- Goodreads rating
- 3.73 (2k ratings)
Keep reading
Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life
Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps
Stuffocation: Living More with Less
Mrs Funnybones
Don't Sweat the Small Stuff ... and it's all small stuff: Simple Ways to Keep the Little Things from Taking Over Your Life
Awaken
I'm a Stranger Here Myself: Notes on Returning to America after Twenty Years Away
Little Brother
The Fortunes of Indigo Skye
The Gum Thief
I Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
Goodbye, Things: The New Japanese Minimalism
The Salmon of Doubt
Crossing to Safety
Attempting Normal
A Work in Progress
Notes on a Nervous Planet
An Absolutely Remarkable Thing
I Remember Nothing: and Other Reflections
The Thursday Murder Club
Talking as Fast as I Can: From Gilmore Girls to Gilmore Girls
We Took to the Woods
Microserfs
Capital Gaines: Smart Things I Learned Doing Stupid Stuff
The Last Lecture
The Fran Lebowitz Reader
The Freedom Manifesto
The Happiness Equation: Want Nothing + Do Anything = Have Everything
Confessions of a Shopaholic
Happier at Home: Kiss More, Jump More, Abandon a Project, Read Samuel Johnson, and My Other Experiments in the Practice of Everyday Life
What If This Were Enough?: Essays
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?
The Intern's Handbook
The Promise of a Pencil: How an Ordinary Person Can Create Extraordinary Change
The Circle
Buffering: Unshared Tales of a Life Fully Loaded
No One Writes Back
A Fraction of the Whole
Believe Me: A Memoir of Love, Death, and Jazz Chickens
Leonard and Hungry Paul
Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture
House Rules
To Shake the Sleeping Self: A Journey from Oregon to Patagonia, and a Quest for a Life with No Regret
Rules of Civility
My Booky Wook
Wide Awake
From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future...
Christmas Days: 12 Stories and 12 Feasts for 12 Days
The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning
Yes Please
The Folded Clock: A Diary
All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
The Algebra of Happiness: Notes on the Pursuit of Success, Love, and Meaning
The 7 Habits Of Highly Effective Teens
Mostly Harmless
Gunn's Golden Rules: Life's Little Lessons for Making It Work
Things My Son Needs to Know About the World
The Game

