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The Thursday Murder Club

by Richard Osman · 2020

The Thursday Murder Club is Richard Osman's 2020 debut crime novel, set at Cooper's Chase, a peaceful retirement village near the fictional town of Fairhaven in Kent, England. Four residents meet each Thursday to pore over… more

First published 2020 · 384 pages · Thursday Murder Club #1 · English

29 quotes ★ 3.85 (837,354) Mystery

Quotes from the Book

In life you have to learn to count the good days. You have to tuck them in your pocket and carry them around with you. So I’m putting today in my pocket and I’m off to bed.
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After a certain age, you can pretty much do whatever takes your fancy. No one tells you off, except for your doctors and your children.
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You can have too much choice in this world. And when everyone has too much choice, it is also much harder to get chosen. And we all want to be chosen.
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You always know when it’s your first time, don’t you? But you rarely know when it’s your final time.
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It was a well-known fact that there were no calories in homemade cakes.
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People without a sense of humor will never forgive you for being funny.
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Many years ago, everybody here would wake early because there was much to do and only so many hours in the day. Now they wake early because there is much to do and only so many days left.
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It’s great to be the fastest runner, but not when you’re running in the wrong direction.
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...There are silly, proper tears now. I'll let them fall. If you don't cry sometimes, you'll end up crying all the time.
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If you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail.
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We all have a sob story, but we don't all go around killing people.
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Some people love their children more than they love their partner,’ says Ibrahim, ‘and some people love their partner more than their children. And no one can ever admit to either thing.
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Donna has always been headstrong, always acted quickly and decisively. Which is a fine quality when you are right, but a liability when you are wrong. It’s great to be the fastest runner, but not when you’re running in the wrong direction.
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Well, imagine if we only ever did what we were supposed to,
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He’s all the things that can go wrong with men if you leave them to their own devices.
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Always look where the action isn't, because that's where the action is.
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The sun is up, the skies are blue, and murder is in the air
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It was a community, and in Ibrahim's opinion that was how human beings were designed to live. At Coopers Chase, anytime you wanted to be alone, you would simply close your front door, and anytime you wanted to be with people, you would open it up again. If there was a better recipe for happiness than that, then Ibrahim was yet to hear it.
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I'm afraid I don't know WTF. I only discovered LOL from Joyce last week
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I know the difference between alone and lonely,
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because you know that getting out of a garden chair at our age is a military operation. Once you are in one, you can be in it for the day.
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If you don’t cry sometimes, you’ll end up crying all the time.
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I would never have therapy, because who wants to unravel all that knitting? Not wroth the risk, thank you. My daughter, Joanna, has a therapist, although you'd be hard-pressed to know why if you saw the size of her house.
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So every day Elizabeth opens her diary to a date two weeks ahead and writes herself a question. And every day she answers a question she set herself two weeks ago. This is her early-warning system. This is her team of scientists poring over seismology graphs. If there is going to be an earthquake, Elizabeth will be the first to know about it.
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Thank you so much for reading The Thursday Mystery Club. Unless you haven’t read it yet and have just turned straight to the acknowledgments, which I accept is a possibility. You must live your life as you choose.
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You got to be careful with money. Don't let it be in charge.
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Of all the things to lose, to lose one's mind? Let them take a leg or a lung; let them take anything before they take that. Before you become "poor Rosemary" or "poor Frank," catching the last glimpses of the sun and seeing them for what they were. Before there were no more trips, no more games, no more Murder Clubs. Before there was no more you.
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At least I have discovered that online dating is not for me. You can have too much choice in this world. And when everyone has too much choice, it is also much harder to get chosen. And we all want to be chosen.
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Was he a content man, doing the things he liked alone? Or was he a lonely man making the best out of what he had? Alone, or lonely?
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Did you know?

  • It was Richard Osman's debut novel, published when he was already well known as a British TV presenter.
  • The story is set in a fictional Kent retirement village called Cooper's Chase, near the town of Fairhaven.
  • Part of the narrative is told through the diary entries of one of the members, Joyce Meadowcroft.
  • It became the first debut novel to reach the UK Christmas number one spot.
  • The audiobook won the Sounds of Crime Award at CrimeFest in 2021.
  • A film adaptation directed by Chris Columbus, starring Helen Mirren, Pierce Brosnan, Ben Kingsley and Celia Imrie, was released in 2025.

About Richard Osman

Richard Osman is a British television presenter, producer and author, well known as a creator and host of quiz shows including Pointless and House of Games. The Thursday Murder Club was his bestselling debut novel.

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About the book

The Thursday Murder Club is Richard Osman's 2020 debut crime novel, set at Cooper's Chase, a peaceful retirement village near the fictional town of Fairhaven in Kent, England. Four residents meet each Thursday to pore over old, unsolved cases for fun, until a real killing on their doorstep gives them a fresh murder to investigate. The amateur sleuths team up with the local police as the case draws in long-buried secrets, and bodies begin to accumulate.

Beneath its cosy puzzle-mystery surface, the book is interested in ageing, friendship, memory and the unexpected sharpness of people the world tends to overlook. Osman balances genuine whodunit plotting with warm comedy and moments of real poignancy, partly through Joyce's diary entries, treating his elderly characters as fully capable rather than as figures of pity.

The novel was a publishing phenomenon, reportedly the fastest-selling adult crime debut in record and the first debut to reach UK Christmas number one. It launched a bestselling series, helped popularise the modern 'cosy crime' revival, and was adapted into a 2025 film directed by Chris Columbus.

Key characters

  • Elizabeth BestSharp, enigmatic former intelligence operative who drives the club's investigations
  • Joyce MeadowcroftWarm retired nurse whose diary narrates much of the story
  • Ron RitchieOutspoken former trade union activist
  • Ibrahim ArifMethodical retired psychiatrist
  • Donna De FreitasYoung local police constable who becomes involved with the club
  • Chris HudsonLocal detective chief inspector working the murder case

Book details

First published
2020
Length
384 pages
Series
Thursday Murder Club #1
Reading time
7 hours
Genre
Mystery
Goodreads rating
3.85 (837k ratings)

Critical reception

  • A major commercial success, widely reported as the fastest-selling adult crime debut on record.
  • It became the first debut novel to reach the UK Christmas number one bestseller spot.
  • The audiobook won the Sounds of Crime Award at CrimeFest 2021.
  • It launched a bestselling series and is frequently credited with helping fuel the modern revival of 'cosy crime' fiction.

Series & reading order

  1. 1 The Thursday Murder Club
  2. 2 The Man Who Died Twice
  3. 3 The Bullet That Missed
  4. 4 The Last Devil to Die
  5. 5 The Impossible Fortune

Movie & TV adaptations

  • IMDb
    The Thursday Murder Club 2025

    Film directed by Chris Columbus, starring Helen Mirren, Pierce Brosnan, Ben Kingsley and Celia Imrie.

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  3. 3
    Killers of a Certain AgeComic crime fiction centred on older protagonists who are far more capable than they appear.

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