Vibes

[There's] one... thing I can tell you about human nature: beautiful people are the last ones you want to befriend. Beautiful people float through life thinking that it's perfectly normal for others to gaze at them adoringly, and open doors for them, and defer to their opinion... Doesn't anyone understand that beautiful people are stupid? That's why nature made them beautiful, so they'd have a chance at surviving in the wild. And how do they survive? They use people and then they drop people, and they float away on the currents of their own gorgeousness to the next poor girl who thinks that being friends with a beutiful person will somehow make her beautiful, too. I've got news for you: Hanging around beautiful people just makes you uglier by comparison.

Alarm clocks were invented by fork-tongued devils disguised as gremlins wearing snake masks.

Smiles that are meant to hide something never last very long, especially when the smile is hiding guilt (pg. 183).

It's not fair that the gorgeous get more gorgeous when they're pissed, while the ugly only get more hideous.

Trust isn't a black and white thing... Everyone has the capacity to let you down at one time or another... [but] if you can't trust, you can't love (pg. 215).

Everything about everything is obvious to everyone.