Quotes from Paranormalcy

Kiersten White ·  335 pages

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“Yes, I have a driver's license."

I leaned back against the wall, sighing. "Man, that must be so cool."

"It ranks right up there with lockers. In fact, sometimes I put my license inside my locker, and it's so cool I worry that the whole thing might explode with the sheer coolness of it all.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“Lish tried to swear--which is always funny, because the computer won't translate it. It went something like this: "Bleep stupid bleep bleep faeries and their bleep bleep bleep obsessions. He had better stop bleep bleep bleep the bleep bleep rules or I will bleep bleep bleep the little bleeeeeeeeeeep.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink with
rhinestones.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“Oh relax." I waved my hand dismissively. "If he wanted to kill me, he already would have. I brought him all these sharp pencils, ideal for stabbing, and he's been a perfect gentleman.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy



“Lend.”
“Lend?” Raquel asked.
“Yes, as in, lend me your self.” He shimmered into Raquel again.
“Why not Borrow?” I asked. “Better yet, Steal?”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“If you fail to report within the next 12 hours. you will be terminated. If you attack any humans, you will be terminated. If you attempt to remove the tracking device, you will be terminated. We look forward to working with you.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“We sat down and Lend put his arm around me. Every single jaw at the table dropped.

"Man," John said, shaking his head. "All this time I was pretty sure you were gay.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“Why does everyone keep asking me that?" Seriously, did I look like some sort of pyscho assassin? Maybe it was the pink sneakers. Or the heart earrings?”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“Normal? What's that?"

"How you really look."

"Can you take off all your clothes?"

Okay weirdest thing ever-I just asked myself to take off all my clothes. It doesn't get much creepier. "Why on earth would I do that?"

"You asked me to be naked; I thought it was only fair.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy



“Apparently being a mermaid is dead dull. I watched The Little Mermaid with her once a few years ago—she thought it was freaking hilarious. She couldn’t stop laughing about the shell-bra thing, given that mermaids aren’t mammals. Plus, as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and “peach colored” for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hot, but then again, I am a mammal.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“I scooted over, patting the bed next to me. "No such luck. And now you get to watch forty straight hours of Easton Heights with me!"
He turned on the first disk, shaking his head, then got onto the bed next to me. "Small price to pay for getting to hold your hand."
I wasn't cold anymore.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“He saved me. He freaking electrocuted himself to save me. I’m gonna be there when he wakes up so I can tell him thanks.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“Eyes like streams of melting snow, cold with the things she does not know. Heaven above and Hell beneath, liquid flames to hide her grief. Death, death, death with no release. Death, death, death with no release.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy



“Bleep stupid bleep bleep faeries and their bleep bleep bleep obsessions. He had better stop bleep bleep bleep the bleep bleep rules or I will bleep bleep bleep the little bleeeeeeep.” All in a completely robotic monotone.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“I can’t see through clothes or anything. Just glamour skin. Except I can see through all of you, since your clothes aren’t real.” I stopped, horrified. “I mean, I don’t look—It’s hard to see you, and I like looking at your real face, but I don’t try to see anything, because—Oh gosh, this sounds terrible.”

He had a funny look on his face, like he wasn’t sure what to think. “Huh. That’s never been an issue before. Maybe next time you could bring me some shorts.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“What a lovely balance. Lend shows whatever he wants the world to see and you see through whatever the world wants to show you.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy



“What are you?" I whispered.

"What are you?"

Offended, I frowned. "Human."

"Funny, me too."

"No, you're not."

"Funny, neither are you."

I set my jaw and glared. What a jerk. "Why did you come here?"

My voice came from his mouth, disconcerting as always. "I could ask you the same thing. Are you going to kill me?”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“Do you have a driver's license?"

He laughed. "That's important?"

"Oh yeah! I'd kill for a driver's license! Hey, maybe that's what the poem means! I'm going to go berserk and start attacking people because they won't let me drive..."

"Could be, you never know. But yes, I have a driver's license."

I leaned back against the wall, sighing. "Man, that must be so cool."

"It ranks right up there with lockers. In fact, sometimes I put my drivers license inside my locker, and it's so cool I worry that the whole thing might explode with the sheer coolness of it all.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“VAMPIRES
I see things you can't see
WEREWOLVES
I find things that hunt you
FAERIES
I am your protector
SHAPESHIFTERS
But even I
can't protect
you now.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“He reached out and put his hand on top of mine. My heart skipped a beat - he liked me, too!

"You're worried about what's killing the paranormals aren't you?"

Crap. He didn't like me.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy



“What, no flirting?” I asked, trying to buy time. “Aren’t you going to at least try to be sexy? Think of all those vampire fans out there—they’d be so disappointed.” I pulled out my silver knife. Probably should have paid more attention during my knife training. “Tell you what. Let me go and I promise not to tell anyone that you aren’t suave.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“Maybe I'm weird, but watching Lend drive was sexy.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“No,you're officially banned from listening to us. Or thinking about this. Or even thinking about thinking about this, understand?”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


“Told you I was going to mess up your make up," he said, a smug grin on his face.”
― Kiersten White, quote from Paranormalcy


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