Magic and Other Misdemeanors

I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at home with his mom, but he's had a difficult time holding a job. He's worked at Wendy's, Taco Bell, and Burger King, but it all ends the same way- he challenges his manager to combat, takes over the restaurant, and enslaves his coworkers. Then it's back to video games." - Morgan le Fay

Is this a torture chamber?" Puck asked eagerly. "Listen to all the suffering! Isn't it cool?" "This is a dental office," the receptionist explained. "People come here to get a healthy smile." There was another groan. Puck laughed. "Sure! That guy sounds like he's smiling alright. Are you hiring?

You mean people pay you to do this to them? I thought you had captured these people and brought them here against their will! How do I become a dentist?

It’s not a matter of if . . . it’s a matter of when.

THEY’RE NOT DOLLS. THEY’RE ACTION FIGURES!

If she said to dress lightly, that meant wear as little as possible. If she said to bring a towel, that meant bring a dozen. If she said to dress warmly, that meant two pairs of long johns, four pairs of socks, heavy blue jeans, boots, two sweaters, scarves, mittens, and a down coat. “Very, very warm” might well mean they should bring a portable space heater.

Sabrina and Puck, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g, first comes love—