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How (Not) to Kiss a Toad

by Elizabeth A. Reeves · 2012

Life isn't always sweet for magical baker, Cindy Eller. All her life she's been cursed-- every man she's ever kissed has turned into a toad. Love isn't likely to come her way, she knows. If that weren't a big enough… more

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I am not responsible for my behavior when under the influence of ice cream.
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What are you doing sitting around and feeling sorry for yourself? When life kicks your butt, kick the shit out of it!
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A lie by omission is just as bad as a lie by commission.
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This was one of those times that a pint just wouldn't cut it.
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In my opinion, there were very few things in life that ice cream couldn’t fix.
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Merlin seemed really relaxed and lackadaisical for a cat who had just transported through a public restroom into Magic Central and been met by a ghoul at the door.
He was yummy. I mean yummy as in, I could eat in his face for the rest of my life and not get tired of it… Not in a creepy zombie way, of course.
Within the magical community, most brides are virgins. Do you have any idea how many curses and other horrible things are associated with virginity and virgin bloodshed? For witches, having sex before marriage invites all sorts of evil magic in.

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Life isn't always sweet for magical baker, Cindy Eller. All her life she's been cursed-- every man she's ever kissed has turned into a toad. Love isn't likely to come her way, she knows.

If that weren't a big enough problem, her 'curse' has come to the attention of the Council of Magic and she may never be able to use her powers.

Enter the perfect man-- handsome, sweet, and loves food just as much as Cindy does. It would seem to be a match made in Heaven, or is it?

Cindy isn't the only one keeping secrets.

With toads, cupcakes, romance, magic and ice cream, life never has time to get dull!

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First published
2012
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How (Not) to Kiss a Toad How (Not) to Kiss a Toad Elizabeth A. Reeves Get the book
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