True Grit
Quotes from the Book
You're afraid of smart women, aren't you?' She had used this ploy before, having heard via the female bush telegraph that it was unanswerable. She was right though. I was leery of them. Art and Mike said taking an intellectual woman into your home was like taking in a baby raccoon. They were both amusing for a while but soon became randomly vicious and learned how to open the refrigerator.
When you get right down to it everything is not a cube. You can look around and see that.
Being a facetious person I got no credit for any depth of feeling.
You put things off and then one morning you wake up and say—today I will change the oil in my truck.
She took him by the ears and blew into his nostrils to give him a start, then looked into his eyes to see what she had surprised there.
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True Grit
About the book
With an uncommonly astute eye for the absurd details that comprise your average American, Charles Portis brings to life Jimmy Burns, an expatriate American living in Mexico. For a time, Jimmy spent his days unearthing pre-Columbian artifacts. Now he makes a living doing small trucking jobs and helping out with the occasional missing-person situation--whatever it takes to remain the very picture of an American idler in Mexico, right down to the grass-green golfing trousers. But Jimmy's laid-back lifestyle is being seriously imposed upon by a ninety-pound stalker named Louise, whose particular fascination with Jimmy is a mystery to him. Add to this a sudden wave of hippies led by a murderous ex-con guru in search of psychic happenings, archaeologists unearthing (illegally) the Mayan tombs, and Louise and her weirdo husband's quest for UFO landing sites, and Jimmy's simple south-of-the-bord
Book details
- First published
- 1991
- Author
- Charles Portis
- Genre
- Fiction
- Goodreads rating
- 3.92 (2k ratings)
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