Quotes from Fantasy Lover

Sherrilyn Kenyon ·  337 pages

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“You know, I would date, if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. (Grace)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“Cupid, you worthless bastard, I summon you to human form! (Julian)
Gee, I can't imagine why he wouldn't respond to that. (Grace)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“No power from above can make one human love another. Love comes from within the heart. (Julian)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“I worry about the men of your time, Grace. They all seem to be great fools. (Julian)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“Because I have no boobs. My ears stand out, and I have freckles all over me. (Grace)
Boobs? (Julian)
Breasts. (Grace)
You have very nice breasts. (Julian)
Thanks. What about you? (Grace)
I have no breasts. (Julian)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover



“Grace- "You are naked."......"You are so naked"
Julian - "I know"
Grace - "You are naked!"
Julian - "We've established that."
Grace - "You're happy and naked."
Julian - "What?”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“Um, Dr. Alexander, there’s a couple out here who say they’re related to you. They…um…they’re biker people. (Nurse)
Hey, Julian. Tell Attila the Hun here that we’re okay so we can come and ooh and aah over the babies. (Eros)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“There's only so many times you can kick a dog before it turns viscous. (Julian) ”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“Honey, you need to get laid. (Selena)
Why don’t you speak a little louder, Lanie? I don’t think the guys in Canada were able to hear you. (Grace)
Oh, I don’t know. They’re probably headed south even as we speak. (Waiter)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“Why did you hit him? (Grace)
Because it gave me a great deal of pleasure. (Julian)
Nice. You haven’t seen me in what, two thousand years? So, instead of a friendly, brotherly hug, I get slugged. (Eros)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover



“You want the bad news, or the really bad news? (Eros)
Oh, let’s see…how about we make my day special, and start with the worst, then work our way up? (Julian)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“You have the optimism of a child. (Julian)
Peter Pan all the way. (Grace)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“Why do I constantly feel as if all of you are speaking a foreign language? What is ‘grabbing a burger at the Hard Rock’ supposed to mean? (Julian)
The Hard Rock Café is a restaurant. (Grace)
You eat at a place that advertises its food is hard as a rock? (Julian)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“She couldn’t very well let him join her in bed like that.
Sure you could.
No I can’t.
Please?
Hush, self, let me think.’ (Grace)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“Don’t cry for me, Grace. I’m not worth it. (Julian)
Yes you are! (Grace)
You are my saving Grace. Without you, I would never have known love. And I would never have known me again. (Julian)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover



“So, what’s your style preference? (Grace)
For what I have in mind, nudity works best. (Julian)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“You okay? (Grace)
Oh, yeah. I’m just fine considering the fact I’ve walked through burning fires that hurt less than my groin does right now. (Julian)
I said I was sorry. Okay, can you reach the pedals? (Grace)
I’d like to reach your pedals…(Julian)
Julian! Would you concentrate? (Grace)
All right. I’m concentrating. (Julian)
I don’t mean on my breasts. (He dropped his hungry gaze to her lap.) Or there, either. (Grace)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“You're not an idiot. You're just eccentric. (Selena)
That's what they said about Mary Todd Lincoln. Until they locked her up. (Grace)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“May the strength of Ares and wisdom of Athena see you through. (Eros)
And may Hades roast your hoary soul. (Julian)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“Oh, by the way, is this your armor? (Grace)
It is, or was. (Julian)
Can we keep it? (Grace)
If you like. Why? (Julian)
’Cause, ooo baby, you are one hot tamale in that getup. This outfit alone will get you laid at least four or five times a day. (Grace)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover



“Cupid is anything but cute. As for handing our hearts, he’s more likely to rip them out. (Julian)
But he can make people fall in love. (Selena)
No. What he offers is an illusion. No power from above can make one human love another. Love comes from within the heart. (Julian)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“As for the age of electronics, Selena, I really don't want to get personal with something that comes with a warning label and batteries. (Grace)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“Yeah, well, to hear you talk, most men should come with warning labels. (She lifted her hands up to frame her next statement.) Attention, please, Psycho Alert. Me, he-man, am prone to nasty mood swings, lengthy pouts, and possess the ability to tell a woman the truth about her weight without warning. (Selena)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“Tell me, did you summon me just so you could beat the crap out of me? Or is there a more productive reason for why I’m here? (Eros)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“You know, I would date if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. But most are such a waste of time that I’d rather sit at home and watch reruns of Hee Haw.”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover



“Your boyfriend is…well, way buff. Monster buff. Lord, king buff. (Sunshine)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“Grace? Are you tipsy? (Selena)
Maybe just comfortably toasty. Pop tart toasty. (Grace)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


“Good. Now the first thing you do is press in the clutch and slide the gear into reverse."
She placed his hand on the gear shift in the center of her car, and showed him how to move it up and down.
"You know, you really shouldn't fondle that in front of me, Grace. It's cruel."
"Julian! Do you mind? I'm only trying to show you how to shift my gears."
He snorted. "I wish you'd shift my gears like that.”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, quote from Fantasy Lover


About the author

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Born place: in Ft. Benning, The United States
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