Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Newt Scamander : "My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.

Jacob: Newt . . . I don't think I'm dreaming. Newt: What gave it away? Jacob: I ain't got the brains to make this up.

See, they're currently in alien terrain, surrounded by millions of the most vicious creatures on the planet. Humans. - Newt Scamander

Jacob: Tell me — has anyone ever believed you when you told them not to worry? Newt: My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.

Mary Lou: Are you a seeker? A seeker after truth? a beat. Newt: I'm more of a chaser, really.

Queenie: People are easiest to read when they're hurting.

My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.

Tina: Can you please tell me you took care of the No-Maj? Newt: The what? Tina: The No-Maj! No-magic — the non-wizard! Newt: Oh sorry, we call them Muggles.

Newt: I think you'll find the best wizarding school in the world is Hogwarts! Queenie: HOGWASH.

Hey, Mr English guy! I think your egg is hatching. - Jacob Kowalski

Tina: Oh, keep him? We don't keep them! Mr. Scamander, do you know anything about the wizarding community in America? Newt: I do know a few things, actually. I know you have rather backwards laws about relations with non-magic people. That you're not meant to befriend them, that you can't marry them, which seems mildly absurd to me.

GRINDELWALD Will we die, just a little?

Queenie: (trying to cheer him up) I'll come with you. We'll go somewhere - we'll go anywhere - see I ain't never gonna find anyone like - Jacob: (bravely) There's loads like me. Queenie: No... no...there's only one like you.

Mrs. Esposito (O.S.): That you, Tina? Tina: Yes, Mrs. Esposito! Mrs. Esposito (O.S.): Are you alone? Tina: I'm always alone, Mrs. Esposito!

Tina: Tell me the truth — was that everything that came out of the case?

Blonde Queenie, the most beautiful girl ever to don witches' robes, is standing in a silk slip, supervising the mending of a dress on a dressmaker's dummy. Jacob is thunderstruck.

A beat as Queenie drinks the whole story out of Newt's head. She looks both intrigued and saddened. Newt continues to work, trying hard to pretend Queenie isn't reading his mind.

I do know a few things, actually. I know you have rather backwards laws about relations with non-magic people. That you're not mean to befriend them, that you can't marry them, which seems mildly absurd to me.

MODESTY My momma, your momma, gonna catch a witch My momma, your momma, flying on a switch My momma, your momma, witches never cry My momma, your momma, witches gonna die! As

NEWT: Now there's absolutely nothing for you to worry about. JACOB: Tell me - has anyone ever believed you when you told them not to worry? NEWT: My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.

I’m more of a chaser, really. ANGLE

My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice

Harry: This book belongs to Harry Potter. Ron: Shared by Ron Weasley, because his fell apart. Hermione: Why don't you buy a new one then? Ron: Write on your own book, Hermione. Hermione: You bought all those dungbombs on Saturday. You could have bought a new book instead. Ron: Dungbombs rule.

People change after a while, and they're no longer who you once knew

Ministry of Magic (M.O.M) Classification. xxxxx Known wizard killer / impossible to train or domesticate / or anything Hagrid likes

I would like to take this opportunity to reassure Muggle purchasers that the amusing creatures described hereafter are fictional and cannot hurt you.To wizards, I say merely: Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus.

Phoenix song is magical: it is reputed to increase the courage of the pure of heart and to strike fear into the heart of the impure.

The sight of a tree at night full of glowing Clabbert lifestyles, while decorative, attracted too many Muggles wishing to ask why their neighbours still had their Christmas lights up in June.

Jacob Kowalski: I'm sure people like you,too. Newt Scamander: No, not really. I'm annoying.

HORKLUMP M.O.M. Classification: X The Horklump comes from Scandinavia but is now widespread throughout northern Europe. It resembles a fleshy, pinkish mushroom covered in sparse, wiry black bristles. A prodigious breeder, the Horklump will cover an average garden in a matter of days. It spreads sinewy tentacles rather than roots into the ground to search for its preferred food of earthworms. The Horklump is a favourite delicacy of gnomes but otherwise has no discernible use. H

Will we die, just a little?

Chizpurfle infestations explain the puzzling failure of many relatively new Muggle electrical artifacts.

Sollte ein Muggel so unklug sein, einem anderen anzuvertrauen, er habe einen Hippogreif gesehen, der mit ausladenden Flügelschlägen nach Norden zog, wird er zumeist für betrunken oder für "bekloppt" erklärt. So unfair dies dem fraglichen Muggel gegenüber erscheinen mag, ist es doch besser, als auf dem Scheiterhaufen verbrannt oder im Dorfweiher ertränkt zu werden.