The Book of Bill

You can't kill an idea, but you can think of a better one.

¨If you purchased this book without a cover, you should be aware that this is stolen property. Good! Stealing is fine! Laws are made up! For more great ideas, combine all the extra fluids in your fridge in a giant jug! Down the hatch! our lawyers do not endorse the prior sentence; please close your eyes while reading it.¨

Humans claim that the human body is "beautiful", but if you go outside naked, they arrest you immediately, so what does that tell you?

¨ Shame is a powerful emotion. But it grows in the Dark. The more I´ve tried to hide my past with Bill, the more hold it´s had over me. But sharing it with them, it went from a dark secret...to a joke. They didn´t see me as an irredeemable screw-up.¨

Lo creas o no, el cielo es real. Ya sé, ¡A mí también me sorprendió! Resulta que, en un multiverso infinito, todas las realidades concebibles pueden y deben existir, lo que lógicamente significa que existe un paraíso hecho específicamente para satisfacer cualquier deseo que imagines. ¡Qué suerte tienes! Y mejor aún, ¡Sé exactamente cómo puedes llegar ahí! En la página siguiente, ¡escribiré las instrucciones para llegar al cielo! Advertencia: si alguna vez has tenido un pensamiento pervertido, la tinta será invisible.