How to Take the Ex Out of Ex-Boyfriend

You know, sometimes you've got to trust the people you love. You've got to trust that if they're good people, they'll make good decisions.

You can always tell how a man will treat his wife by the way he treats his mother.

I bet you Cinderella didn't get along with Prince Charming's friends. Oh sure, the knights and barons probably put up with her on account that she was pretty and had such dainty feet and all, but you should know every duchess and contess in the kingdom hated her guts.

Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous--- and cool like Johnny Depp.

Beauty has a persuasive power all its own.

As if finding a guy to solve your problems isn't a contradiction of terms.