Quotes from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

J.K. Rowling ·  341 pages

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“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“Ginny!" said Mr. Weasley, flabbergasted. "Haven't I taught you anything? What have I always told you? Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain?”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“Well, you're expelling us aren't you?" said Ron.
"Not today, Mr. Weasley."
Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I'm not there.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“Harry — I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!”
And she sprinted away, up the stairs.
What does she understand?” said Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from.
“Loads more than I do,” said Ron, shaking his head.
“But why’s she got to go to the library?”
“Because that’s what Hermione does,” said Ron, shrugging. “When in doubt, go to the library.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“When in doubt, go to the library.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“You will find that I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the enchanted barrier. "When they hear what you did this year?"
"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious...”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of
their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for
the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through ......

Percy was deeply disapproving of this behavior.

"It is not a laughing matter," he said coldly.

"Oh, get out of the way, Percy," said Fred. "Harry's in a hurry."

"Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged
servant," said George, chortling.

Ginny didn't find it amusing either.

"Oh, don't," she wailed every time Fred asked Harry loudly who he was
planning to attack next, or when George pretended to ward Harry off with a large
clove of garlic when they met.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard.
I wish he was mine, he's really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know," Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn.

"Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes," said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush, "like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods...”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“The three of them fell silent. After a long pause, Hermione voiced the knottiest question of all in a hesitant voice.
“Do you think we should go and ask Hagrid about it all?”
“That’d be a cheerful visit,” said Ron, “ ‘Hello, Hagrid. Tell us, have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“Beds empty! No note! Car gone — could have crashed — out of my mind with worry — did you care? — never, as long as I’ve lived — you wait until your father gets home, we never had trouble like this from Bill or Charlie or Percy —"
"Perfect Percy,” muttered Fred.
“YOU COULD DO WITH TAKING A LEAF OUT OF PERCY’S BOOK!” yelled Mrs. Weasley, prodding a finger in Fred’s chest. “You could have died, you could have been seen, you could have lost your father his job —”
It seemed to go on for hours. Mrs. Weasley had shouted herself hoarse before she turned on Harry, who backed away.
“I’m very pleased to see you, Harry, dear,” she said.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF!”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“You will also find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“Hang on . . .” Harry muttered to Ron. “There’s an empty chair at the staff table. . . . Where’s Snape?”
"Maybe he's ill!" said Ron hopefully.
“Maybe he’s left,” said Harry, “because he missed out on the Defense Against the Dark Arts job again!”
“Or he might have been sacked!” said Ron enthusiastically. “I mean, everyone hates him —”
“Or maybe,” said a very cold voice right behind them, “he’s waiting to hear why you two didn’t arrive on the school train.”
Harry spun around. There, his black robes rippling in a cold breeze, stood Severus Snape.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“Azkaban - the wizard prison, Goyle." said Malfoy, looking at him in disbelief. "Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backward.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are far more than our abilities.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“And I must draft an advertisement for the Daily Prophet, too,' he added thoughtfully. 'We'll be needing a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.... Dear me, we do seem to run through them, don't we?”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“Famous Harry Potter," said Malfoy. "Can't even go to a bookshop without making the front page.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


“The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things – "
"Plumbers?"
" – exactly, yes, but of course they're flummoxed.”
― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


Oh, Potter, you rotter, oh, what have you done,
You’re killing off students, you think it’s good fun —

― J.K. Rowling, quote from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


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J.K. Rowling
Born place: in Yate, South Gloucestershire, England, The United Kingdom
Born date July 31, 1965
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