Stop Me If You've Heard This One
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She wasn't sure if ghosts were real, but she believed in magic. Wasn't motherhood a sleight of hand?
He’d gotten five stitches in his forehead, and once the wound closed up and healed and he got sun on his face and tanned, it was barely visible. Just one of the many scars they’d gifted him.
That was the thing about parents: they fucked you up royally even when they were trying their best.
But then there were a lot of things about having a baby that never made sense to Sammie. There were so many tasks she’d always wondered about, things other mothers seemed to pick up so easily while she struggled, miserable.
How strange that she always wanted to be home, Sammie thought—because when she finally got there, it felt like she was being smothered under a pillow.
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From the author of the New York Times-bestselling sensation Mostly Dead Things a surprising and moving story of two mothers, one difficult son, and the limitations of marriage, parenthood, and love
If she's being honest, Sammie Lucas is scared of her son. Working from home in the close quarters of their Florida house, she lives with one wary eye peeled on Samson, a sullen, unknowable boy who resists her every attempt to bond with him. Uncertain in her own feelings about motherhood, she tries her best—driving, cleaning, cooking, prodding him to finish projects for school—while growing increasingly resentful of Monika, her confident but absent wife. As Samson grows from feral toddler to surly teenager, Sammie's life begins to deteriorate into a mess of unruly behavior, and her struggle to create a picture-perfect queer family unravels. When her son's hostility finally spills over into p
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- 2021
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- Kristen Arnett
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- Fiction
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- 3.47 (10k ratings)
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