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The Bullet That Missed

by Richard Osman · 2022

The Bullet That Missed is the third installment in Richard Osman's Thursday Murder Club series, a cozy crime novel following four friends who live in the Coopers Chase retirement village and meet weekly to investigate… more

First published 2022 · 413 pages · Thursday Murder Club #3 · English

29 quotes ★ 4.35 (294,238) Mystery

Quotes from the Book

Everyone wants to feel special, but nobody wants to feel different,
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If murder were easy, none of us would survive Christmas.
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There are scars, yes, but that at least means the bleeding has stopped.
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If life ever seems too complicated, if you think no one can help, sometimes the right person to turn to is an eight-year-old.
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It’s the people, in the end, isn’t it?” says Viktor. “It’s always the people. You can move halfway around the world to find your perfect life, move to Australia if you like, but it always comes down to the people you meet.
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Very few things are so important you would risk your life for them, but all sorts of things are important enough to risk somebody else’s life.
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People drift in and out of your life, and, when you are younger, you know you will see them again. But now every old friend is a miracle.
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It was best to grab everything while you could. Who knows when your final swim might come, your final walk, your final kiss?
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I have been Googling, but there’s not much out there. I got so desperate I even used Bing,
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At one point he brushed my hand and there was electricity, but I think that was the combination of the deep carpet outside the restaurant and my new cardigan.
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Life is about understanding opportunities. Understanding how rarely they come along, and then rising to meet them when they do.
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Night-time is for questions without answers,
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Would Ron like a team of officers rooting through his underwear?” “I don’t think anyone would like that,” says Ibrahim. “Least of all the officers.
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Not rollercoasters, not skyscrapers, just the accumulation of small moments that turn acquaintance into friendship.
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Stephen shrugs. “We all go at some point, my Viking friend. I’d rather she wasn’t killed by a cowardly Swede, but best to bow out doing something decent. I’m sure I’d miss her, but someone else would turn up soon enough. Beautiful spies everywhere you look. Falling out of trees.
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They can take me as they find me,' says Ron. 'I've earned this face, it tells a story.
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Ever so ambitious, but they only use 'ambitious' as a criticism about women, don't they?
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What was he thinking? That was the one question she knew not to ask a man. They were almost always thinking nothing at all, so were thrown by the question, and felt compelled to make something up.
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the pool would still be here in the summer. “Ah, but we may not be,” Joyce had replied, and she was right. It was best to grab everything while you could. Who knows when your final swim
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He eats salmon and broccoli now. He eats so much broccoli he can spell it without looking it up.
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The prophet is often unheralded in his own land.
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That’s all it was in the end. People were always trying to tell you something, and all you really had to do was let them.
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And, second, I thought I shouldn’t have given her the knitting needles,” says Connie. “But you can’t be ruled by hindsight, can you?” “That is a wise thing to say.
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But, however tempting it is to kill people, it is also bad. And difficult.
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It is far too cold to swim, but Joyce would not be dissuaded. Elizabeth had told her not to be so silly, and that the pool would still be here in the summer. “Ah, but we may not be,” Joyce had replied, and she was right. It was best to grab everything while you could. Who knows when your final swim might come, your final walk, your final kiss? Elizabeth has an idea what secret Bogdan is keeping from her. So be it.
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In chess you're only really ever as good as the person you play against.
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When you look backwards, everything is inevitable.
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If you are disappointed with your face, eventually it shows.
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Some people need everything to stay the same – I am a little like that. If they changed the music on the Shipping Forecast, for example, I would hyperventilate. But some people need everything to change. You need everything to change. That chaos is where you are able to hide yourself.
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Did you know?

  • It is the third novel in Richard Osman's Thursday Murder Club series, following The Thursday Murder Club and The Man Who Died Twice.
  • The book debuted at No. 3 on The New York Times Best Seller list.
  • It was the United Kingdom's best-selling hardcover book of 2022 according to The Sunday Times.
  • The story centers on the cold case of a journalist who died while investigating a multimillion-pound fraud scheme.
  • Elizabeth's secret past as a former intelligence agent becomes central to the plot, threatening her friends at Coopers Chase.
  • It was published in 2022 by Viking in the UK and by Pamela Dorman Books / Viking in the US.

About Richard Osman

Richard Osman is a British television presenter, producer, and novelist, best known as the co-host of the BBC quiz show Pointless. His debut novel, The Thursday Murder Club (2020), became a record-breaking bestseller and launched a hugely popular crime-fiction series.

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About the book

The Bullet That Missed is the third installment in Richard Osman's Thursday Murder Club series, a cozy crime novel following four friends who live in the Coopers Chase retirement village and meet weekly to investigate unsolved killings. In this entry the club reopens the cold case of a local television journalist who vanished a decade earlier while exposing a multimillion-pound fraud, and their digging soon entangles Elizabeth's shadowy past as a former spy, putting the group and their associates in real danger.

Like its predecessors, the book blends a twisty whodunit with warm comedy and a tender meditation on aging, friendship, and mortality. The amateur sleuths, ex-spy Elizabeth, former union man Ron, retired psychiatrist Ibrahim, and former nurse Joyce, are joined again by police allies and recurring figures, and Osman balances genuine menace with humor and affection for his characters.

The novel was a major commercial success, debuting at No. 3 on The New York Times Best Seller list and ranking as the UK's best-selling hardcover book of 2022 according to The Sunday Times. Critics praised Osman's funny, heartwarming voice and the series' enduring charm, cementing the Thursday Murder Club as one of the defining cozy-crime franchises of its era.

Key characters

  • Elizabeth BestFormer intelligence agent and de facto leader of the club
  • Joyce MeadowcroftRetired nurse whose diary entries narrate parts of the story
  • Ron RitchieFormer trade union leader and club member
  • Ibrahim ArifRetired psychiatrist and club member
  • Bogdan JankowskiResourceful Polish builder who helps the group
  • Chris HudsonDetective Chief Inspector allied with the club
  • Donna De FreitasPolice constable working alongside the sleuths

Book details

First published
2022
Length
413 pages
Series
Thursday Murder Club #3
Reading time
6 hours
Genre
Mystery
Goodreads rating
4.35 (294k ratings)

Critical reception

  • Debuted at No. 3 on The New York Times Best Seller list.
  • Named the UK's best-selling hardcover book of 2022 by The Sunday Times.
  • Reviewers praised Osman's funny and heartwarming writing style.

Series & reading order

  1. 1 The Thursday Murder Club
  2. 2 The Man Who Died Twice
  3. 3 The Bullet That Missed
  4. 4 The Last Devil to Die

If you liked this, read…

  1. 1
    The Thursday Murder ClubThe series opener introducing the same beloved cast of pensioner sleuths.
  2. 2
    The Man Who Died TwiceThe immediately preceding book in the same series.
  3. 3
    We Solve MurdersOsman's later mystery with the same blend of warmth and twisty plotting.

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