Quotes from When Did You See Her Last?

“I'm not a stranger," I said, and pointed to his book. "I'm someone who reads the same authors you do.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“Do the scary thing first, and get scared later.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“With a library it is easier to hope for serendipity than to look for a precise answer.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“No reality has the power to dispel a dream.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“Nobody wants to hear that you will try your best. It is the wrong thing to say. It is like saying 'I probably won't hit you with a shovel.' Suddenly everyone is afraid you will do the opposite.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“We weren't friends[...]We were more like jigsaw pieces, each of us part of the same big picture. There are people like this wherever you go. They are part of the same mystery as you are, but you can't quite tell how you fit together. The world is a puzzle, and we can't solve it alone.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“We are all told to ignore bullies. It's something they teach you, and they can teach you anything. It doesn't mean you learn it. It doesn't mean you believe it. One should never ignore bullies. One should stop them.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“Boredom is not black licorice, Snicket," she said. "There's no reason to share it with me.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“It seemed to me that every adult did something terrible sooner or later. And every child, I thought, sooner or later becomes an adult.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“[I]t was the color of someone buying you an ice cream cone for no reason at all.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“There are some secrets you want to keep to yourself, even if they don't matter. They might only matter if you keep them secret.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“Nobody should feel pain all by themselves.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“He looked like the sort of person who would tell you that he did not have an umbrella to lend you when he actually had several and simply wanted to see you get soaked.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“Of course you can trust me," Jake Hix said. "We read the same books.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“Complimenting someone in an exaggerated way is known as flattery, and flattery will generally get you anything you want...”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“I thought the war was a simple matter, with one side good and the other evil. But the more I read, the less clear it was.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“The trick to following someone without getting caught is to follow somebody who doesn't think they're being followed.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“They can teach you anything. That doesn't mean you learn it. It doesn't mean you believe it.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“I don't know why wicked places generally look wicked. You'd think they'd look nice, to fool people, but they hardly ever do.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“The three of us stood there for a minute. I don’t know what Stew was thinking, and the filing cabinet wasn’t thinking anything. But I was thinking, is this the world? Is this really the place in which you’ve ended up, Snicket? It was a question that struck me, as it might strike you, when something ridiculous was going on, or something sad. I wondered if this was really where I should be, or if there was another world someplace, less ridiculous and less sad. But I never knew the answer to the question. Perhaps I had been in another world before I was born, and did not remember it, or perhaps I would see another world when I died, which I was in no hurry to do. In the meantime, I was stuck in the police station, doing something so ridiculous it felt sad, and feeling so sad it was ridiculous. The world of the police station, the world of Stain’d-by-the-Sea and all of the wrong questions I was asking, was was the only world I could see.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“It is never seven that you count to, before you do something difficult. It is never at the count of two. It is always three, and it is strange.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“There are many mysteries I have never solved, and the hair of my chaperone is perhaps my most curious unsolved case.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“Perhaps I had been in another world before I was born, and did not remember it, or perhaps I would see another world when I died, which I was in no hurry to do.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“There are people in the world who care about automobiles, and there are people who couldn't care less, and then there are the people who are impressed by the Dilemma, and those people are everyone.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“No reality has the power to dispel a dream”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

“being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone.”
― Lemony Snicket, quote from When Did You See Her Last?

About the author

Popular quotes

“Teil einer Ehe, die in Blut vollzogen worden war.”
― Stephen King, quote from Night Shift

“On the radio, turned low, Reba sang of hard times with the full authority of a cross-eyed redheaded millionaire.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove

“Why does she always seem to think you drive like we're holding up a bank?"

Roswell grinned and rolled his eyes, "Because that's what teenagers do, right? They also carve swastikas into their arms, steal prescription drugs from old people, and freebase cocaine. I need to institute a policy where she stops watching 60 Minutes and pretty much all public service announcements.”
― Brenna Yovanoff, quote from The Replacement

“I’ll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I’ll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I’ve done to him.”
― Frank Miller, quote from Sin City, Vol. 1: The Hard Goodbye

“Yet to define genes by the diseases they cause is about as absurd as defining organs of the body by the diseases they get: livers are there to cause cirrhosis, hearts to cause heart attacks and brains to cause strokes. It is a measure, not of our knowledge but of our ignorance that this is the way the genome catalogues read. It is literally true that the only thing we know about some genes is that their malfunction causes a particular disease. This is a pitifully small thing to know about a gene, and a terribly misleading one. It leads to the dangerous shorthand that runs as follows: ‘X has got the Wolf-Hirschhorn gene.’ Wrong. We all have the Wolf-Hirschhorn gene, except, ironically, people who have Wolf-Hirschhorn syndrome. Their sickness is caused by the fact that the gene is missing altogether. In the rest of us, the gene is a positive, not a negative force. The sufferers have the mutation, not the gene.”
― Matt Ridley, quote from Genome: the Autobiography of a Species in 23 Chapters

Interesting books

About BookQuoters

BookQuoters is a community of passionate readers who enjoy sharing the most meaningful, memorable and interesting quotes from great books. As the world communicates more and more via texts, memes and sound bytes, short but profound quotes from books have become more relevant and important. For some of us a quote becomes a mantra, a goal or a philosophy by which we live. For all of us, quotes are a great way to remember a book and to carry with us the author’s best ideas.

We thoughtfully gather quotes from our favorite books, both classic and current, and choose the ones that are most thought-provoking. Each quote represents a book that is interesting, well written and has potential to enhance the reader’s life. We also accept submissions from our visitors and will select the quotes we feel are most appealing to the BookQuoters community.

Founded in 2023, BookQuoters has quickly become a large and vibrant community of people who share an affinity for books. Books are seen by some as a throwback to a previous world; conversely, gleaning the main ideas of a book via a quote or a quick summary is typical of the Information Age but is a habit disdained by some diehard readers. We feel that we have the best of both worlds at BookQuoters; we read books cover-to-cover but offer you some of the highlights. We hope you’ll join us.