How to Ruin Your Boyfriend's Reputation

Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.

God take care of him, because he's my past and my future

Running should be saved for the times when you're being chased.

Is anyone human actually normal? I'm beginning to think being normal is actually abnormal.

I keep my expectations low, so nobody disappoints me." "Yeah, well, I have high expectations." I look toward Miranda. "I guess my friends do, too." "Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.

Say something, Amy," Miranda insists. "Something positive. I'm sure it'll make you feel better." "Okay, Miranda. I've got it." I motion the girls to lean in close to hear my words. "At least I'm not dead." How's that for positivity? I have to admit it does make me feel better.