Quotes from Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street

Warren Ellis ·  144 pages

Rating: (35.9K votes)


“There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long— PEOPLE. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.”
― Warren Ellis, quote from Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street


“Journalism is just a gun. It’s only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that’s all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.”
― Warren Ellis, quote from Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street


“- You know what this is?
- Nope
- It's a bowel disruptor. And you are just full of shit.”
― Warren Ellis, quote from Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street


“I want vasopressin, washed caffeine, Jumpstart, ginkgo biloba, guarana, and any intelligence enhancer introduced in the last five years.”
― Warren Ellis, quote from Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street


“I'm sorry. Is that too harsh an observation for you? Does that sound too much like the Truth? Fuck you. If anyone in this shithole city gave two tugs of a dead dog's cock about Truth, this wouldn't be happening.”
― Warren Ellis, quote from Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street



“TRUTH comes easier when you're nine years old, too. Everything's a lot less complicated. This or that. Us or them. Truth or lie.”
― Warren Ellis, quote from Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street


“You people don't know what the truth is! It's there, just under the bullshit, but you never look! That's what I hate most about this fucking city-- Lies are news and truth is obsolete!”
― Warren Ellis, quote from Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street


“The point is, the only real tools we have are our eyes and our heads. It's not the act of seeing with our eyes alone; it's correctly comprehending what we see. Treating life as an autopsy.”
― Warren Ellis, quote from Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street


“A Kenyan man once said to me, 'You can get used to anything when money's involved.' He used to stick mice up his ass for twenty bucks at a time." -Spider Jerusalem”
― Warren Ellis, quote from Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street


“Se mi amaste, oggi vi ammazzereste tutti.”
― Warren Ellis, quote from Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street



“Do you want to eat Peyotl and human flesh on the path to spiritual enlightenment? Or just for the hell of it? Join the ancient cult of Anasazi.”
― Warren Ellis, quote from Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street


“I'm nuts about him, i've told him everything there is to tell about me, and he spends every night balls deep in me and it's GREAT, and i love him, and I look down at him when we're fucking...and it's like looking in an empty house.”
― Warren Ellis, quote from Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street


“So this zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God. So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath.”
― Warren Ellis, quote from Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street


“I feel...a terrible need to piss in a Christening font.”
― Warren Ellis, quote from Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street


“It's been so long, i'm afraid to get laid now! I got so much internal pressure built up that i'd probably blow a hole in a woman the size of my fist!”
― Warren Ellis, quote from Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street



“All people are scum. No matter what they look like.”
― Warren Ellis, quote from Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street


About the author

Warren Ellis
Born place: in The United Kingdom
See more on GoodReads

Popular quotes

“It’s useless.” “You will find it,” he insisted, misinterpreting her meaning, “if your heart is open. So a way must be made for your heart to be open. I must change part of our bargain.” Summer lowered her brows. “Are you planning to manipulate me again, Mr. Ollenburger?” “No manipulate. Only say this—if you teach my son, you must go to church with us. Church, like laughter, is good for the soul.”
― Kim Vogel Sawyer, quote from Waiting for Summer's Return


“embracing one's wholeness makes life more demanding--because once you do that, you must live your whole life. One of the most painful discoveries I made in the midst of the dark woods of depression was that a part of me wanted to stay depressed. As long as I clung to this living death, life became easier; little was expected of me, certainly not serving others.”
― Parker J. Palmer, quote from Let Your Life Speak: Listening for the Voice of Vocation


“A veces se sale para ir a algún sitio. Y a veces se sale sólo para andar y andar y seguir andando, hasta que la niebla se disipa, la desesperación disminuye o se acaba de meditar una idea.”
― Nicolas Barreau, quote from The Ingredients of Love


“Seriously, you have no idea how much your situation is affecting me. I’ve been stress-eating my way across Greece.”
I frowned. “You don’t stress-eat—”
“Cock, Natalie. I was stress-eating cock. There, you made me say it, happy now?”
“Opa!”
“Twat.”
“Bitch.”
― Kresley Cole, quote from The Professional: Part 2


“…I ignore the message from Jenna, who wants to talk about Kayla and what a bitch she is. I think she actually said "witch" in the voicemail, but if that's what she means, I don't see what a difference the vocabulary makes”
― Deb Caletti, quote from The Nature of Jade


Interesting books

Sleepwalking Land
(1.9K)
Sleepwalking Land
by Mia Couto
A is for Abstinence
(5.3K)
A is for Abstinence
by Kelly Oram
The Captain is Out to Lunch and the Sailors Have Taken Over the Ship
(3.9K)
The Captain is Out t...
by Charles Bukowski
You Can Win: A Step by Step Tool for Top Achievers
(12.8K)
Life Without Limits
(5.8K)
Life Without Limits
by Nick Vujicic
Zodiac
(7.7K)
Zodiac
by Romina Russell

About BookQuoters

BookQuoters is a community of passionate readers who enjoy sharing the most meaningful, memorable and interesting quotes from great books. As the world communicates more and more via texts, memes and sound bytes, short but profound quotes from books have become more relevant and important. For some of us a quote becomes a mantra, a goal or a philosophy by which we live. For all of us, quotes are a great way to remember a book and to carry with us the author’s best ideas.

We thoughtfully gather quotes from our favorite books, both classic and current, and choose the ones that are most thought-provoking. Each quote represents a book that is interesting, well written and has potential to enhance the reader’s life. We also accept submissions from our visitors and will select the quotes we feel are most appealing to the BookQuoters community.

Founded in 2023, BookQuoters has quickly become a large and vibrant community of people who share an affinity for books. Books are seen by some as a throwback to a previous world; conversely, gleaning the main ideas of a book via a quote or a quick summary is typical of the Information Age but is a habit disdained by some diehard readers. We feel that we have the best of both worlds at BookQuoters; we read books cover-to-cover but offer you some of the highlights. We hope you’ll join us.