Quotes from The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch

Philip K. Dick ·  231 pages

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“But—let me tell you my cat joke. It's very short and simple. A hostess is giving a dinner party and she's got a lovely five-pound T-bone steak sitting on the sideboard in the kitchen waiting to be cooked while she chats with the guests in the living room—has a few drinks and whatnot. But then she excuses herself to go into the kitchen to cook the steak—and it's gone. And there's the family cat, in the corner, sedately washing it's face."

"The cat got the steak," Barney said.

"Did it? The guests are called in; they argue about it. The steak is gone, all five pounds of it; there sits the cat, looking well-fed and cheerful. "Weigh the cat," someone says. They've had a few drinks; it looks like a good idea. So they go into the bathroom and weigh the cat on the scales. It reads exactly five pounds. They all perceive this reading and a guest says, "okay, that's it. There's the steak." They're satisfied that they know what happened, now; they've got empirical proof. Then a qualm comes to one of them and he says, puzzled, "But where's the cat?”
― Philip K. Dick, quote from The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch


“I mean, after all, you have to consider we're only made out of dust. That's admittedly not much to go on and we shouldn't forget that. But even considering, I mean it's sort of a bad beginning, we're not doing too bad. So I personally have faith that even in this lousy situation we're faced with we can make it. You get me?”
― Philip K. Dick, quote from The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch


“It takes a certain amount of courage, he thought, to face yourself and say with candor, I'm rotten. I've done evil and I will again. It was no accident; it emanated from the true, authentic me.”
― Philip K. Dick, quote from The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch


“But an artist, he realized. Or rather so-called artist. Bohemian. That's closer to it. The artistic life without the talent.”
― Philip K. Dick, quote from The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch


“Tomorrow morning, he decided, I'll begin clearing away the sand of fifty thousand centuries for my first vegetable garden. That's the initial step.”
― Philip K. Dick, quote from The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch



“You learn to get by from day to day," Sam Regan said sympathetically to him. "You never think in longer terms. Just until dinner or until time for bed; very finite intervals and tasks and pleasures. Escapes.”
― Philip K. Dick, quote from The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch


“Dio promette la vita eterna” disse Eldritch. “Io posso fare di meglio; posso metterla in commercio.”
― Philip K. Dick, quote from The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch


“No one, it appeared to Barney, had anything to do now; the weight of empty time hung over them all.”
― Philip K. Dick, quote from The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch


“The time, then, had come for him to poison himself so that an economic monopoly could be kept alive, a sprawling, interplan empire from which he now derived nothing.”
― Philip K. Dick, quote from The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch


“She was a redhead and he liked redheads; they were either outrageously ugly or almost supernaturally attractive.”
― Philip K. Dick, quote from The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch



“Oh no," she said, still smiling; her eyes poured over with light, that of compassion. She understood how he felt, that this was not an impulse only. But the answer was still no, and, he knew, it would always”
― Philip K. Dick, quote from The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch


“Are―you dying?" she asked.
"Just can't breathe. This air."
"Poor, poor―good lord. I've forgotten your name."
"Hell of a thing."
"Barney!"
He clutched her.
"No! Don't stop!" She arched her back. Her teeth chattered.
"I wasn't going to," he said.
"Oooaugh!"
He laughed.
"Don't please laugh at me."
"Not meant unkindly."
A long silence, then. Then, "Oof.”
― Philip K. Dick, quote from The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch


“I mean, after all; you have to consider we're only made out of dust. That's admittedly not much to go and we shouldn't forget that. But even considering, I mean it's sort of a bad beginning, we're not doing too bad. So I personally have fath that even in this lousy situation we're face with we can make it. You get it? " - From an interoffice audio-memo circulated to Pre-Fash level consultants at Perky Pat Layout's, Inc, dicted by Leo Bulero immediately on his return from Mars.”
― Philip K. Dick, quote from The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch


“Oh no," she said, still smiling; her eyes poured over with light, that of compassion. She understood how he felt, that this was not an impulse only. But the answer was still no, and, he knew, it would always be;”
― Philip K. Dick, quote from The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch


“And there in the next room by the sofa sat a familiar suitcase, that of his psychiatrist Dr. Smile.

Barefoot, he padded into the living room, and seated himself by the suitcase; he opened it, clicked switches, and turned on Dr. Smile. Meters began to register and the mechanism hummed. "Where am I?" Barney asked it. "And how far am I from New York?" That was the main point...”
― Philip K. Dick, quote from The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch



“The man bobbed toylike in front of him, meanwhile digging into his pocket as if scratching at a familiar micro-organism that possessed parasitic proclivities that had survived the test of time.”
― Philip K. Dick, quote from The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch


“While translated one could commit incest, murder, anything, and it remained from a juridical standpoint a mere fantasy, an impotent wish only.”
― Philip K. Dick, quote from The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch


About the author

Philip K. Dick
Born place: in Chicago, Illinois, The United States
Born date December 16, 1928
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