The Importance of Being Earnest
Quotes from the Book
Because to influence a person is to give him one's own soul. He does not think his natural thoughts, or burn with his natural passions. His virtues are not real to him. His sins, if there are such things as sins, are borrowed. He becomes an echo of some one else's music, an actor of a part that has not been written for him. The aim of life is self-development. To realize one's nature perfectly -- that is what each of us is here for. People are afraid of themselves, nowadays. They have forgotten the highest of all duties, the duty that one owes to oneself. Of course they are charitable. They feed the hungry, and clothe the beggar. But their own souls starve, and are naked. Courage has gone out of our race. Perhaps we never really had it. The terror of society, which is the basis of morals, the terror of God, which is the secret of religion -- these are the two things that govern us.
I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal. It was the most premature definition ever given. Man is many things, but he is not rational.
Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out.
Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything. Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his coat; and when they grow older they know it.
Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women. It is. That is the reason why, like Eve, they are so excessively anxious to get out of it.
I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves.
And alien tears will fill for him pity's long broken urn. For his mourners will all be outcast men, and outcasts always mourn.
Life is not governed by will or intention. Life is a question of nerves, and fibres, and slowly built-up cells in which thought hides itself and passion has its dreams. You may fancy yourself safe, and think yourself strong. But a chance tone of colour in a room or a morning sky, a particular perfume that you had once loved and that brings sublte memories with it, a line from a piece of music that you had ceased to play--I tell you Dorian, that it is on things like these that our lives depend.
Time is jealous of you, and wars against your lilies and your roses.
What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb. American novels, answered Lord Henry.
For the canons of good society are, or should be, the same as the canons of art. Form is absolutely essential to it.
The post on her left was occupied by Mr. Erskine of Treadley, an old gentleman of considerable charm and culture, who had fallen, however, into bad habits of silence, having, as he explained once to Lady Agatha, said everything that he had to say before he was thirty.
Nowadays a broken heart will run to many editions.
Did you know?
- The Picture of Dorian Gray was Oscar Wilde's only novel.
- It first appeared in the July 1890 issue of Lippincott's Monthly Magazine before being expanded into a book in 1891.
- The magazine's editor cut roughly 500 words from Wilde's text before publication, including passages read as homoerotic.
- This edition collects the novel together with shorter tales including Lord Arthur Savile's Crime, The Canterville Ghost, and The Sphinx Without a Secret.
- Wilde was known for his epigrams and paradoxes, many of which are spoken by the character Lord Henry Wotton.
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This volume pairs Oscar Wilde's only novel, The Picture of Dorian Gray, with a selection of his shorter "fantastic tales." In the title work, a beautiful young man named Dorian Gray wishes that a portrait of himself would age and bear the marks of his sins in his place. Falling under the spell of the hedonistic Lord Henry Wotton, Dorian gives himself over to a life of pleasure and cruelty while his own face stays flawless and youthful, and the painting alone records his corruption. The accompanying stories gathered here, such as Lord Arthur Savile's Crime, The Canterville Ghost, and The Sphinx Without a Secret, share the novel's blend of wit, the supernatural, and moral irony.
Across these works Wilde explores the seductions and costs of aestheticism, the doctrine that beauty and sensation are ends in themselves. Vanity, the doubling of a public self against a hidden one, and the tension between surface charm and inner rot run through Dorian Gray, while the shorter tales turn Gothic and fairy-tale conventions toward comedy and satire. Wilde's famous paradoxes and epigrams give even his darkest scenes a glittering, ironic surface.
The Picture of Dorian Gray scandalized Victorian readers when it first appeared, and its reputation as a Gothic classic has only grown, inspiring numerous stage and screen adaptations. Collected alongside Wilde's inventive supernatural and satirical stories, it offers a compact introduction to a writer celebrated as both a master stylist and one of the sharpest wits of his age.
Key characters
- Dorian GrayA beautiful young man whose portrait ages and bears his sins in his place
- Lord Henry WottonA witty, hedonistic aristocrat whose philosophy corrupts Dorian
- Basil HallwardThe artist who paints Dorian's portrait and is devoted to him
- Sibyl VaneA young actress who loves Dorian and dies after he rejects her
Book details
- First published
- 1890
- Length
- 360 pages
- Reading time
- 22 hours
- Author
- Oscar Wilde
- Genre
- Classics
- Goodreads rating
- 4.13 (2M ratings) →
- First line
- “The studio was filled with the rich odour of roses, and when the light summer wind stirred amidst the trees of the garden, there came through the open door the heavy scent of the lilac, or the more delicate perfume of the pink-flowering thorn.”
Movie & TV adaptations
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- 2FrankensteinA Gothic classic about ambition, beauty, and moral consequence
- 3The Importance of Being EarnestWilde's own comedy, full of the same paradoxes and wit
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