Quotes from Return to Stantasyland

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“I'm tired of the whole anti gun thing. Saying that Guns cause Murders is like saying Steering Wheels cause car wrecks”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland


“I admit I have Mental Illness so please no more 'Fruit Cakes' for Christmas Please”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland


“Just to let you know I don't post my books and things on the net in hopes of being rich. The reason is. "I am a person with Bipolar Disorder" and they're are a lot of great minds on the "Famous Bipolar" list that died penniless. If I do the same it's no big deal but having a form of mental Illness I would love to get my name on the Bipolar list also one day. Preferably while I'm still living so I can make sure they spelled it right”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland


“Look at the world and think about a catastrophic disaster where the cell phone towers went dead. How would you ever be able to 'TEXT" your next door neighbor to see if they were okay”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland


“Often when it comes to friends. When the rubber hits the road you'll find yourself hitch hiking”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland



“I've got to that point in life when there's very few thrills and lots of pills seems we all end up this way. As we wait for our final day. But there's one thing about the pills I take. My manic episodes have taken a break”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland


“You know if the U.S. Government wanted to boost the economy there's a simple solution make Black Friday the refund date for your state and federal taxes”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland


“If you like me 'Fine' if you hate me 'Fine' I'll write you out of my life. It's as simple as Over,Done Forgotten Gone”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland


“ There is nothing more beautiful than the light of a Candle and the Aroma of it's Heart”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland


“ I always see the light at the end of the tunnel before I enter the cave”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland



“I never see the color of a person. I never notice the color of their eyes. But the thing that always gets my attention. Is when the spout out lies”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland


“I could enjoy the simple life with a small living quarters, a scratched album of Johnny Cash and a Box of Twinkies”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland


“After seeing the devastation on the East coast. I've concluded that Sticks and Stone might break our bones. But Mother Nature can really tear up your stuff,”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland


“If you surround yourself with people that fill in your inadequacies then together you fulfill the world.”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland


“It's two A.M. "To sleep or to write that is the question?" Whether it tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of my piss poor punctuation or take arms against a sea of keys with so many new possibilities.”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland



“A few years ago a friend said that I use to hunt and fish and build houses and things but now my whole life revolved around my computer I replied "But my computer revolves around the world”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland


“If it has a name or a description it has or will exist at some point in time”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland


“Hopefully one day wars will only be fought in movies and may the best producer win”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland


“You ever notice if you call someones cell phone they won't answer but if you text them seconds later they will. "The Power of your Thumbs compels You!”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland


“There's two ways to become a famous Poet, find that one person that knows somebody, that knows somebody, that knows somebody.
Or die trying”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland



“I believe in 'Positives' not Negatives the only thing about Alcohol I'm Powerless over is those Damn Taxes”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland


“You know being and ex serviceman and a Disabled Gulf War Veteran. You could play Taps on a Jews Harp and I'd still cry”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland


“Theirs two ways to become a famous Poet, find that one person that knows somebody, that knows somebody, that knows somebody.
Or die trying”
― quote from Return to Stantasyland


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