Quotes from Pocket Apocalypse

Seanan McGuire ·  352 pages

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“Adversity doesn't exist to make us stronger. Adversity exists because this world is a damn hard place to live. Prove that you're better than the things it throws at you. Live.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“This is a terrible, horrible, incredibly foolish idea. Let’s try it and see what happens.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“Australia basically holds the copyright on “weird ecosystem.” The only place where you’re going to find weirder things is at the bottom of the ocean, and no one suggests that you go there for a fun family vacation.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“I would greatly prefer it if you didn’t put a bullet into my brain; it would complicate my plans for life, most of which involve not being dead.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“Logic and loss aren't always great friends. Sometimes we mourn for the things that hurt us. Sometimes, that's okay.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse



“The best thing you can ever do for the people who love you is to make it home alive.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“Airplanes: essentially buses that fly, and hence have the potential to drop out of the sky at any moment, spreading your insides -- which will no doubt become your outsides sometime during the collision -- across whatever you happen to have been flying over. Since we were flying mainly over ocean, I was the sure sharks would appreciate our sacrifice.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“The God of Scales and Silences is not sick,” said the mouse. The others joined in with nods and sounds of rodent agreement. “He is damaged, yes, and will need Tender Care and perhaps Kisses for his Boo-Boos, but he is not sick.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“Family matters more than anything else in this world. Family doesn’t have to love you. Family doesn’t even have to like you. But when you need them, family has to have your back.” —Kevin Price”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“That probably wasn’t the smartest thing you’ve ever done. Points for style, I guess. Points off for being too stupid to live.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse



“The trick to doing things people say are impossible is confidence. As long as you seem to know what you’re doing, and never hesitate, you’re very unlikely to face any challenges. People don’t like to break illusions, even when they don’t know that’s what they’re looking at.” —Kevin Price”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“I have never seen any place on Earth as beautiful, improbable, and beautifully ridiculous as Australia. Whatever god or devil first conceived of the place deserves some sort of award, and possibly a smack in the head.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“I had to admire the Evil Dead-level dedication that went into thinking “I’ll take a chainsaw into battle against a werewolf,” even as I wanted to find out who thought it was a good idea and shake them until they realized the error of their ways. Almost”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“It’s easy to say that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few when no one’s holding a gun to your head.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“(Grandma Alice always said being in the field should be treated like going to war: eat when you can, sleep when you can, never put your gun down, and never get drunker than the people around you. Grandma Alice was more than a little bit paranoid. Sadly for me, she was also more than a little bit right.)”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse



“Are you always this fond of stating the obvious, or am I just the lucky recipient of your sarcasm?” “Bit of both,” said Basil. “Right.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“Ah, ambushes. Those take me back. The best ones are the ones that start with chloroform and handcuffs, and end with death threats and knives. And by ‘best’ I mean ‘most irritating,’ you understand.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“I didn’t ask.”

“I noticed,” I said, in my best “I am a scientist, don’t fuck with me” tone.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“A life that is lived carefully, calmly, with thorough preparation and sufficient resources, is likely to be healthy, long, and incredibly boring. Fortunately, I have never been in danger of living that particular life.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“Logic and loss aren’t always great friends. Sometimes we mourn for the things that hurt us. Sometimes, that’s okay. School”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse



“(Sheep are some of the nastiest creatures in the world. They’re smelly, stupid things that have been bred to have way too much hair, meaning that all their bodily fluids and drippings get felted right into the wool. If not for bleach, we’d all walk around covered in sheep shit all the time. Agriculture is not a pretty thing.)”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“Actually, yes, I would say something like ‘there may be bears here.’ Bears are not a pleasant surprise for most people.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“There is evil in the world. Things might be easier if there wasn’t, if good and evil were just concepts men invented to justify themselves; we could ignore them, then. Sadly, good and evil are both very real, and very inconvenient.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“Hello,” she said. “Have you heard the good word of Wadjet, Protector of Egypt and great snake of the Milky Way?”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“Sometimes it’s convenient to have a pet that no one believes in. I’d never be allowed to bring a cat to work every day, but since Crow “isn’t real,” no one’s ever reported him to the zoo management. Other times, I think it would be nice to stop hiding him from the world. Miniature griffins could be the next big trend in exotic pets.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse



“There’s something remarkably artificial about a certain type of bureaucratic sterility, like even it can’t make up its mind whether or not it actually exists.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“(My youngest sister, Antimony, is still trying to figure out what she wants to do with her life. For the moment, it mostly seems to be roller derby, the occasional monster hunting job, and getting pissed at our parents.)”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“Domestic airplanes are basically designed to keep people seated, settled, and sedated for the duration of flight. If they could, they would install catheters in the seats and strap the people down from takeoff until landing. International flights are a little different, due to the part where sometimes people’s veins explode if they sit still in a pressurized cabin for too long. (This may be a small exaggeration—emphasis on “small,” not “exaggeration.” Deep vein thrombosis is the silent killer of the long-haul flight.) To combat this, international carriers often encourage people to get up, move around, and keep their blood circulating normally. Sure, it means the aisles get a little crowded from time to time, and it makes the TSA nervous, but better that than a bunch of dead passengers.”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“We walked almost a mile before we came out of the woods atop a ridge overlooking a broad green meadow that looked almost artificial in its pastoral sweetness, like someone had transplanted it from a movie set in New Zealand. Fluffy clouds of sheep dotted the green, and we were far enough away that they looked a little dingy but not filthy—a beautiful trick of distance. (Sheep are some of the nastiest creatures in the world. They’re smelly, stupid things that have been bred to have way too much hair, meaning that all their bodily fluids and drippings get felted right into the wool. If not for bleach, we’d all walk around covered in sheep shit all the time. Agriculture is not a pretty thing.)”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse


“Was there a plan here, apart from ‘let’s all go to the meadow and get turned into confetti by the sheep’?”
― Seanan McGuire, quote from Pocket Apocalypse



About the author

Seanan McGuire
Born place: in Martinez, California, The United States
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