Ghost World

He always accuses me of trying to look'cool', I was like, 'everybody tries to look cool, I just happen to be successful.

The trouble is the kind of guy I want to go out with doesn't even exist... Like a rugged, chain-smoking, intellectual, adventurer guy who's really serious, but also really funny and mean...

Everybody just lets the media do their thinking for them... that's why you'll never hear any reggae on the radio!

Face it, you hate every single boy on the face of the Earth!" "That's not TRUE, I just hate all these obnoxious, extroverted, pseudo-bohemian art-school losers

So what have you guys been up to?” “Nothing, worshipping Satan.

God, it drives me crazy when I know exactly what I want and I can't find it anywhere! It's like does anybody want my money!? I mean what the fuck!?

You're the type of guy who always snaps at some point and becomes a mass murderer!

This is the Mona Lisa of bad diners.

Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay. Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber.

Maybe I'm just sick of putting more into this friendship than I get out of it.

Why aren't you girls out stealing hubcaps or shoplifting like normal children?

Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.

C'mon, let's go in my room and abuse drugs and stuff!

You were right, everybody hates my new car. Becky said it was a goth dorkmobile.