Jeff Kinney · 224 pages
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“You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from Diary of a Wimpey Kid: Roderick Rules
“I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from Diary of a Wimpey Kid: Roderick Rules
“Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from Diary of a Wimpey Kid: Roderick Rules
“Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist?
Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from Diary of a Wimpey Kid: Roderick Rules
“Most people don't seem to appreciate a person as honest as me. So don't ask me how George Washington ever got to be president.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from Diary of a Wimpey Kid: Roderick Rules
“After the presentations, we had to fill out these questionnaires. The first question was, 'Where do you see yourself in fifteen years?'
I know EXACTLY where I will be in fifteen years: in my pool, at my mansion, counting my money. But there weren't any check boxes for THAT option.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from Diary of a Wimpey Kid: Roderick Rules
“Well, for starters, Abraham Lincoln didn't write 'To Kill a Mockingbird.”
― Jeff Kinney, quote from Diary of a Wimpey Kid: Roderick Rules
Jeff Kinney
Born place: in Andrews Air Force Base, Maryland, The United States
Born date February 19, 2018
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“He didn’t know if that was really true or not, but he discovered something which was tremendously liberating: he didn’t care. He was very tired of thinking and thinking and still not knowing. He was also tired of being frightened, like a man who has entered a cave on a lark and now begins to suspect he is lost. Stop thinking about it, then. That’s the solution.”
― Stephen King, quote from The Dark Half
“What are you looking at?" Jordan demanded finally, watching
her.
"A dragon." When he looked bewildered she lifted her arm and pointed to the sky in the southeast. "Right there—that cloud—what do you see when you look at it?"
"A fat cloud."
Alexandra rolled her eyes at him. "What else do you see?"
He was quiet for a moment studying the sky. "Five more fat clouds
and three thin ones.”
― Judith McNaught, quote from Something Wonderful
“Have you ever felt like you could cry because you know you just heard the most important thing anybody in the world could have spoke at that second?”
― Kaye Gibbons, quote from Ellen Foster
“Já vinen jsem, vy ne, a to je dobře. Měli byste mít nicméně možnost si říci, že toho, čeho jsem se dopustil já, byste se bývali dopustili taky. Možná s menší dávkou horlivosti, ale možná také s menší dávkou zoufalství, v každém případě nějakým způsobem ano. Snad mohu konstatovat, že, jak dokázaly moderní dějiny, za určitých daných okolností každý nebo téměř každý dělá to, co se mu řekne; a nezlobte se na mě, ale je jen malá pravděpodobnost, že zrovna vy byste byli výjimka, stejně jako jsem jí nebyl já. Jestli jste se narodili v zemi, kde nejen že vám nikdo nepřijde zabít ženu, ale kde ani nikdo nepřijde a neřekne vám, abyste šli zabíjet ženy a děti druhých, děkujte Bohu a jděte s pokojem. Ale pořád mějte na paměti tohle: možná jste měli víc štěstí než já, ale nejste lepší. Protože nebezpečí začíná právě ve chvíli, kdy najdete tolik troufalostí, abyste si to mysleli.”
― Jonathan Littell, quote from The Kindly Ones
“Marry him,” Arin said, “but be mine in secret.”
― Marie Rutkoski, quote from The Winner's Crime
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