Anya's Ghost

Oh, Anya! Let's have an intense spiritual relationship for no believable reason!

You may look normal like everyone else, but you're not. Not on the inside.

Why can't I just Google it like everything else?! I hate you public library system!

I don't think murder is an appropriate reaction to disappointment.

I could lose myself forever in that dark hair and those sweet love handles.

Impressing a bunch of snooty teenagers is a pretty lame life goal to have.

People might think that five-year-olds can't be cruel, but I have some strong evidence to the contrary".