“It was a very bad idea. It was a terrible idea. It was the worst idea he had ever heard. It was irresistible.”
“He tried to learn seductive phrases in all languages, but the only Swedish he had ever really needed was, "Do you serve anything aside from pickled fish?" and "If you wrap me in furs, I can pretend to be your little fuzzy bear.”
“Hello," Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. "I shall call you Ragnor.”
“Are you, monsieur, a man of your word?"
"It really depends upon the word," Magnus said. "There are so many wonderful words...”
“It was a bit warm. Still. If one could look this fabulous, one had an obligation to. One should wear everything, or one should wear nothing at all.”
“Someday," Magnus said, looking at the crumpled royal person at his feet, "I must write my memoirs.”
“It really was getting difficult to be wonderful.”
“I'll need you to get a leash for my monkey, Claude, and also a hat."
"Of course, monsieur"
"Do you think he needs a little coat as well?"
"Perhaps not in this weather, monsieur."
"You are right," Magnus said with a sight. "Make it a simple dressing gown, just like mine."
"Which one, monsieur?"
"The one in rose and silver."
"Excellent choice, monsieur.”
“Oh, the universe had outdone herself. The universe would be send flowers.”
“If one could look this fabulous, one had an obligation to.”
“There was no way possible [the queen] could have done all of the things the pamphleteers claimed. The crimes were too gross, too immoral and far too physically challenging. Magnus himself had never attempted half of them.”
“When one steals a flying balloon and animates it to fly over Paris, one should, ideally, have some idea how said balloon normally works.”
“It had been a whim, and there was nothing Magnus attached more importance to than a whim.”
“How generous the universe could be, when he wanted to be!”
“In Paris one could have the eyes of a cat (as he did) and tell people it was a trick of fashion.”
“Vampires, fey folk, werewolves, Shadowhunters, and demons - these things made sense to Magnus. But the mundane world - it seemed to have no pattern, no form. Their quicksilver politics. Their short lives...”
“One did not turn down an invitation from Saint Cloud. At least, one didn't if one wanted to continue living contentedly in Paris. Vampires took offense so easily - and Parisian vampires were the worst of all.”
“Magnus thought once again of the blue-eyed man standing in his parlor. Then he lit a match and burned the note.”
“All I know is that protecting someone from the truth is just another way of shutting them out.”
“Stamp: "Fine Maddy, Whatever. Take your little punk loser to the dance. I don't need you, Maddy. I can ask two dozen, three dozen chicks right now to go with me." Maddy: "Well then," I guess you better start stocking up on corsages.”
“Blessed be the stone masons, for they shall lay bricks of gold on the streets of heaven for their wives to walk upon. Blessed are the sowers and harvesters, for they shall live again in the Garden of Eden. Blessed are the bartenders, for Jesus will serve them. Blessed are the prostitutes, for Jesus will embrace them. Woe unto the pastors who preach hate, for they shall live in eternal hate. Woe unto the pastors who become brutes, for their flocks shall be scattered. Woe unto the Inquisitors, for Jesus will inquire unto them.”
“Lesson no. 17: Happiness is caring about the happiness of those you love.”
“I'm just doing what I have to do. I don't have a choice."
"Yeah, good luck going to bed with a guilt-free conscience with that sorry-ass excuse."
The sour expression evaporated from Mr. Greek's face. His gaze switched back to the computer. "Keep talking and I'll gag you."
"Blow me.”
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