Twisted Twosome

Make mistakes, tell the worst truth rather than the best lie, love hard, and be the better man.

It means something that combines strength and sweetness. That’s you. That’s what I found out tonight, Georgie. You’re the definition of oenomel . . . with a dash of sass.” Turning away from me, he writes the definition in my book and signs the bottom, “Entry by Racer for George.

Note to self: when feeling the music and thrusting hard, keep eyes open. At all times.

Oh, yup. I’m gay. Bring me all the dicks. I just love those things, can’t get enough of the Lincoln Logs God graced this earth with.

You never realize how much you need touch until it’s given to you as a surprise gift.

Yup, I totally jizzed all over her face from eight feet above. The accuracy I had was on point.