Jukebox: a stylish London crime novel

Reality Tv had become the preferred drug of choice for the George Clooney obsessed housewives strung out on empty promises and splintered dreams

She was all slump and sag her spirit withering like a tuckering weed shambling for a way out

Everyday she loses a bit more of herself , every day another nail in her coffin house payments medical bills and middle aged isolation

A good lawyer serves you from the cradle to the grave

... Was a combo of Sal Dali and Ronald McDonald. A fringe celeb wheeled out for Tv appearances.

When a sex tape gets made a star is born with a publicity agent on speed dial a six figure payout and a line of tacky lingerie in the works

Nick sat alone reading a copy of The Independent . Cocaine socialists were trying their hardest to juice up Britain's economy with super casinos