Thirty-Three Teeth

Honesty can be a dirty gift. It can muddy a sparkling stream of memories.

So, there it was in a nutshell. Poverty led him to religion, religion to education, education to lust, lust to communism. And Communism had brought him back full circle to poverty.

May I ask how your revolution's going? Revolutions always go more smoothly around a campfire in the jungle than they do in real life.

THERE MIGHT BE A CONNECTION BETWEEN THE MOON'S ENERGY WHEN IT'S FULL AND THE ELECTRICAL IMPULSES IN THE BRAIN.

IT WAS LIKE RIDING INTO THE BLAST OF A HAIR-DRYER SET ON HOT.

A GOOD LIE IN THE RIGHT PLACE CAN MAKE UP FOR ANY NUMBER OF WRONGS.

She was constantly surprising him. Siri went over and held up Mr. A’s hand. All the fingertips were purple: triplicate syndrome.

SHE LAY BACK THERE IN THE LARGE CAGE, TOOK HOLD OF A BUNCH OF LADYFINGER BANANAS IN BOTH PAWS, SQUEEZED THEM LIKE A CONCERTINA PLAYER, AND SUCKED OUT THE DELICIOUS FRUIT.

I FIND THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE FAIL TO SEE THINGS THAT ARE RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOSES.

IT WAS THE TYPE OF DAY THAT COULD WILT A METAL GATEPOST.