Quotes from Practical Demonkeeping

“If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“Slowly and gently, Augustus Brine explained to the king of the Djinn about the illusion created by motion pictures. When he finished, he felt like he had just raped the tooth fairy in front of a class of kindergartners.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“One day the good times had to keep on rolling, and all of life's horseshit would turn to circuses.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“Rachel could not believe what she was hearing. Accepting that her magic worked was a huge step, yet she was speaking to the evidence. But to be offered the power to rule the world? She wasn't sure her career in exercise instruction had prepared her for this.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“In Breeze’s business one got used to running across the skeletons in people’s closets. If Billy’s skeleton wore women’s underwear, it didn’t really matter. Homosexuality on Billy Winston was like acne on a leper.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“Everyone at the bar turned toward The Breeze and waited, as if the next few words he spoke would reveal the true meaning of life, the winning numbers of the lottery, and the unlisted phone number of God.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“For the tourist, immersed in the oblivion of vacation spending, Cypress Street provided a bonanza of curious gifts to prove to the folks back home that they had been somewhere. Somewhere where they had obviously forgotten that soon they would return home to a mortgage, dental bills, and an American Express bill that would descend at the end of the month like a financial Angel of Death. And they bought. They bought effigies of”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“He had tapped into the Zen of ignorance, the enlightenment of absurdity.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“The garlic bread lay there between them, steaming with implications. They, of course, must both eat it or neither could. Garlic bread meant garlic breath. There might be a kiss later, maybe more. There was just too damn much intimacy in garlic bread.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“Creatures of the night were rising from their resting places and venturing forth to feed on their unsuspecting victims.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“To say that Effrom was not a particularly good cook was an understatement akin to saying that genocide is not a particularly effective public relations strategy.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“Die Behauptung, daß Effrom nicht besonders gut kochen konnte, war eine Untertreibung von ähnlichem Kaliber wie die Feststellung, daß es sich bei Völkermord um eine nicht besonders erfolgversprechende PR-Strategie handele.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“»Du hast Heiden vernichtet? Ich dachte, die Erdgeister seien wohlgesinnt.«
»Jeder hat mal Aussetzer.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“Das Leben war Handeln, es gab keinen Frieden diesseits des Grabes.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“»Das Prinzip Moral verstehe ich nicht.«
»Das überrascht mich nicht im geringsten.«”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

“doch ihre Gegenwart hatte in ihm stets das Gefühl ausgelöst, daß seine eheliche Treue lediglich eine absurde Wahnvorstellung war.”
― Christopher Moore, quote from Practical Demonkeeping

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“Perhaps Mother Nature is punishing us, he thought, for our greed and selfishness. We torture her at all hours by iron and wood, fire and stone. We dig her up and dump her in the sea. We sink mineshafts into her and drag out her entrails - and all for a jewel to wear on a pretty finger. Who can blame her if she occasionally quivers with anger?”
― Robert Harris, quote from Pompeii

“У неё был такой же тупой вид, какой бывает у бретонского крестьянина, когда он слушает проповедь священника.

скрытность – единственное пристанище для душ чистых и страждущих.

Тонкое, чисто женское чутье говорило ей, что гораздо лучше повиноваться человеку одаренному, нежели руководить глупцом, и что молодая супруга, принужденная действовать и думать за мужа,- ни женщина, ни мужчина, что, отрекаясь от своей злополучной женской слабости, она вместе с тем теряет и всю свою женственную прелесть, не получая взамен ни одного преимущества, которые наши законы предоставили мужчинам.

расставаясь с Парижем, он почти ни о чём не сожалел. Женщины уже не производили на него впечатления, -- оттого ли, что, по его мнению, истинная страсть должна занять слишком большое место в жизни политического деятеля, или оттого, что волокитство -- это времяпрепровождение пошляков -- казалось ему слишком пустым занятием для человека с сильной душою. Все мы притязаем на душевную силу. Ни один француз, пусть самый заурядный, не согласится прослыть всего лишь остроумцем.

Многозначительное слово «специалист» словно нарочно создано для такой вот разновидности безмозглых моллюсков от политики и литературы.

Только в известном возрасте иные утонченные женщины умеют сделать красноречивым свой облик. Но что же открывает тридцатилетней женщине секрет выразительной внешности: радость или печаль, счастье или несчастье? Это живая загадка, и всякий истолкует ее так, как подскажут ему желания, надежды, убеждения.

Женщин более всего умиляет в нас та ласковая утонченность, та изысканность чувств, какие свойственны им самим; ибо для них нежность и утонченность служат верными признаками «истинности».

Никогда не следует опасаться недобрых чувств в любви: они целительны; женщины падают только под ударами добродетели.

Чем сдержаннее была эта ласка, тем сильнее, тем опаснее была она. К их общему несчастью, не было в ней и тени фальши. То сочетались две прекрасные души, разделенные тем, что является законом, соединенные тем, что обольщает в природе.

Вообще солдаты, которым довелось испытать много бед, любят детей, потому что понимают, как жалка-сила и сколько преимуществ у слабости.”
― Honoré de Balzac, quote from A Woman Of Thirty

“Uncle Drew?"
"Yes, sweetheart?"
"Where do babies come from?”
― Emma Chase, quote from Twisted

“the depth of heartache and love, hurt and forgiveness we had experienced since the last time we were here. And my heart filled with gratitude for all of it, even the pain, because it had brought us here, to this very moment.”
― Mia Sheridan, quote from Finding Eden

“To his left he saw the other regiments, men from New York, Pennsylvania, Michigan. Men like these, he thought, just farmers and shopkeepers, and now we are soldiers, and now we are about to die.”
― Jeff Shaara, quote from Gods and Generals

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