Proof

Let X equal the quantity of all quantities of X. Let X equal the cold. It is cold in December. The months of cold equal November through February. There are four months of cold, and four of heat, leaving four months of indeterminate temperature. In February it snows. In March the Lake is a lake of ice. In September the students come back and the bookstores are full. Let X equal the month of full bookstores. The number of books approaches infinity as the number of months of cold approaches four. I will never be as cold now as I will in the future. The future of cold is infinite. The future of heat is the future of cold. The bookstores are infinite and so are never full except in September...

If I go back to the beginning, I could start it over again. I could go line by line; try and find a shorter way. I could try to make it... better.

My education wasn't at Northwestern. It was living in this house for twenty-five years.

What is the point of all these questions?

Crazy people don’t sit around wondering if they're nuts.