Love Is a Many Trousered Thing

Biology The film turns out to be about bees. It is a film about a bee center. How crap is this going to be? An hour later That was the best thing I have seen for ages. We made Miss Wilson rewind the bit where the two queens were having a bitch fight.

I always want to tell him everything. But instead I said, “What’s your advice, Horn - meister?” And he started doing pretend beard stroking and said, “Well, luuurve is a many trousered thing. . . .

I was going to say, No, no, don’t cry, I’ll go out with you. Anything, but don’t cry. . . . But I still couldn’t make my voice work. And then he sort of cleared his throat and said, “Georgia, don’t feel bad. It’s always tough to hurt someone and tell them the truth. I know that. You’re a really lovely girl. Lovely . . . mad . . . but lovely. I’ll always like you. Don’t worry.

It’s hard to tell the truth sometimes, especially if you don’t want to hurt someone. And you did. You said what you feel. And you must do what is right for you, not what other people say is right.

This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?