“Did you see that? The fuck I give. It went that way.”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“Water? At a wedding? I don’t understand,” he asks in confusion. “Did you invite Jesus? That’s the only way that will be acceptable.”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“Oh Sweet Jesus. Sweet mother fucking fuckery of fucks.”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“Say it,” he whispers. “I missed out on this the first time. I want to hear you say it.”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“I'm gonna make like a fetus and head out.”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“I love both of you exactly the way you are. I love that you have no filter, and I adore that Gavin can make grown men cry. There is not one thing I would change about either of you, and if anyone doesn’t like it, they can kiss my ass. You guys are my life and my family now. Nothing else matters.”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“I am plenty romantic. Just this morning while he slept, I had left Carter a box of his favorite candy next to his pillow - Globs: piles of white chocolate covered, crushed potato chips and pretzels drizzled with caramel. I figured it would soften him up to the note I placed next to the box telling him if he left the toilet seat up one more time and my ass got an involuntary bath at six in the morning, I would put super glue on the head of his penis while he slept. I had even signed the note with a couple of Xs and Os. Who says romance is dead?”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“I should have sold you to that traveling circus when you were four.”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“I should ask her to marry me now. If I do it while she's coming, she probably won't be able to say no. It would be physically impossible. Like performing a sex exorist. THE POWER OF THE ORGASM COMPELS YOU!”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“You know what happens when you assume things?”
I left out a sigh. “You make an ass out of you and me.”
…
“No, you just make an ass out of you. Me, I would never be this assy”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“Mommy and Daddy make a lot of noise when they kiss. Mommy talks to God a lot. I talk to God sometimes too. I asked him for a puppy and a new monster truck but I was nice and didn't yell at him like Mommy does. He still hasn't gotten me the puppy though.”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“a shirt that said “Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my
shotgun?”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“Mortification, party of one, your table is now ready.”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“Liz asked me the other day what I thought about twice baked potatoes. How the fuck should I know? Was I supposed to be thinking about twice baked potatoes all this time? Is this where I went wrong? Are grown men supposed to have an opinion about twice baked potatoes?”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“I DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE GREEN EGGS!”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“It’s mind-blowing and delicious and better
than finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds at
the end of a rainbow.”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“London Bridge is in Arizona? When the fuck did this happen? Does London know about this? The queen has got to be pissed”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“Because I'm pretty sure we conceived this child the night I ate that pot cookie. I'm eighty-four percent positive our child is going to be born a pot head. It's going to come out with dreadlocks and wearing a Bob Marley onesie. Its first word will probably be 'Whaaaaaazzzzzzzuuuuuup'. It's never, ever going to sleep through the night because it's always going to have the munchies.”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“It all just depends on the person you're with. If you can look at that person and know without a doubt that you want to spend the rest of your life kissing them goodnight and waking up next to them, marriage is for you.”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“I don’t even get the term, “the birds and the bees”.
How does that properly teach a kid about sex? You never see a pigeon railing a
dove or a honey bee sticking it to a bumble bee.”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“I'm sorry, what do you want to order?"
"A virgin. I want to order a virgin.”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“Jenny can still suck a golf ball through a garden hose and she guns my cock like a champ since she misplaced her false teeth!”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“Could you stand still please?' Sylvia says in an irritated voice. If she had sweaty balls and an almost-boner she wouldn't be so judgmental. Am I right, or am I right?”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“A few seconds of silence lapse, and I knew Carter was waiting for me to mention the huge "I'm pregnant" elephant in the room. Fuck that elephant! he can just sit there in the corner eating peanuts and shitting on the tile while giving me looks of disgust.”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“My father had bought him a shirt
that said “Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic,
have you seen my shotgun?”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“I want to marry Mommy. We'll kiss and we'll marry and I'll take her on dates and we'll be best friends forever and make lots of phone calls with each other.”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“I changed my mind. Maybe I do want a black hole for a vagina. How bad could it be? I wouldn't need to carry a purse anymore. I could just shove things up my twat. 'Oh, you need a pen? Hold on, let me check in my vagina. What's that you say? Do I have a flashlight? Let me stick my hand up my vag and find out.' Let's go home. We could do a home birth in the bathtub. It might be a tight squeeze but I bet we could both fit in there.”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
“He picks up one of the tests and pretends like he's Harry Potter, aiming the test at random objects around the small bathroom yelling, "I curse you with my magic wand, punk toilet paper!”
― Tara Sivec, quote from Futures and Frosting
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“One day when George III was insane he heard that the Americans never had afternoon tea. This mace him very obstinate and he invited them all to a compulsory tea-party at Boston: the Americans, however, started pouring the tea into Boston harbour and went on pouring things into Boston harbour until they were quite Independent, thus causing the United States.”
― quote from 1066 and All That: A Memorable History of England
“How erotic Texas must be!” she said.
I was sure she had meant “exotic,” but I followed through: “Maybe, if you find cactus and deserts erotic, sensual.”
― John Rechy, quote from After the Blue Hour
“The definition of insanity is doing what you’ve always done and expecting different results.”
― Jane Green, quote from Saving Grace
“He was toxic, poison, and he was going to kill everything beautiful in my life if I let him. He was the storm to my cherry blossoms. This”
― L.J. Shen, quote from Vicious
“You didn’t need to know the specifics about a male like that to be fully aware he was a Taylor Swift song waiting to happen.”
― J.R. Ward, quote from Blood Vow
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