Spellbound

She was so cold, she probably farted ice cubes.

The U.S. Postal Service should hire him for an ad campaign. If he were at the mailbox every time you sent a letter, no one would use email ever again.

Do I look like a freaking fairy - tale princess to you?

- I was a tired mess. My eyes didn't just have bags - they had five-piece luggage sets.

I longed to know what it felt like to have one person eclipse everything bad in your life - be a place of pure joy.

Want to start a fairy-tale romance with me? BTW it might be doomed, k?

Oh, come on, Ash, that smells like a unicorn fart.

What I was hungry for was sitting nonchalantly next to me on the couch.

I got lost in my doodles, and started daydreaming.

I go running in the park all the time. I guess I never looked up.

What's a girl to do when meeting The One means she's cursed to die a horrible death?

I wasn’t exactly a stranger to feeling like a princess—if you meant the princess in the first half of the fairy tale. Cinderella as a scullery maid. Snow White with the wicked stepmother. But I wasn’t used to what life was like after you meet the prince, after the slipper fits, after the kiss wakes you from your slumber. It would take some getting used to.

I felt myself fall more deeply in love with him, with this strangely perfect person who for some reason, decided to love me back.

i longed to know what it felt like to have one person eclipse everything bad in your life- be a pure place of joy